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me after sex: that was really cool thanks man
—Harry J. Potter
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Fic: The Sweet Spot
Drarry | E | 4795 words
Summary:
Harry's still getting his head round this whole thing: being into blokes, being into Draco. Draco's way ahead of Harry on that front. He's done things before — not many things, but more than Harry had before they started this. He has dirty mags he's shared with Harry. Draco has fully developed tastes and preferences and little kinks — I like it when you touch yourself in my bed and use your school tie to make me stay still and it tastes good, haven't you ever tried it?
With thanks to @citrusses for looking this over while I was (still am) Covid-loopy and not very coherent but apparently porn-motivated.
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Zacharias Smith Must Die (Drarry, E, 9K)
“What does he even see in that slimy social-climber?” Draco hisses to Pansy. “Well, he’s blond, he’s tall, he’s rich, and he’s an absolutely sanctimonious prick.” “And?” Draco says darkly. “And I think you’ll be quite lucky if that’s Potter’s type.”
Draco finally takes matters into his own hands.
Read it on AO3.
Tags: Scheming, Sex Pollen, Hijinks
Thank you @greattemptation @wolfpants and @smugrobotics for looking this over!
Fic: The Sweet Spot
Drarry | E | 4795 words
Summary:
Harry's still getting his head round this whole thing: being into blokes, being into Draco. Draco's way ahead of Harry on that front. He's done things before — not many things, but more than Harry had before they started this. He has dirty mags he's shared with Harry. Draco has fully developed tastes and preferences and little kinks — I like it when you touch yourself in my bed and use your school tie to make me stay still and it tastes good, haven't you ever tried it?
With thanks to @citrusses for looking this over while I was (still am) Covid-loopy and not very coherent but apparently porn-motivated.
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“Eat the rich!!” Harry yells as he pulls Draco's panties to the side
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high school AU
A fic rec from me: just read it yesterday, still amused
Let Not My Love Be Called Idolatry by toomuchplor
Explicit
Summary
Arthur breaks all the rules of American high school films, as though he’s never even heard of John Hughes, and Eames can’t decide if, given the choice, he wouldn’t rather just become Arthur instead of having the chance to be with him.
A high school AU wherein Eames is a shy sweet nervous drama geek and Arthur is the confident popular gorgeous student council president; and lo, there is much pining and awkwardness and, eventually, kissing.
Aged like wine i must say, this thing is from 2011 and is wonderful!!!
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Have you ever met up with an online friend that you met through a fandom?
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Bound: Advanced Transfiguration (& Other Forms of Romance) by @toomuchplor and Gemini in Retrograde by me (two for one!)
Plor and I made tête-bêche bindings for each other and it was one of the coolest fandom things I've ever done. You can see Plor's incredible bind here. More details below the cut!
Look! At! The beautiful book! That’s all miiiiiiiine!!!
I am so lucky. Thank you, Cit! Thank you, fandom!!! I will never get over the fabulous joy that is creating something out of mutual admiration and friendship and creativity. It’s the fucking best thing.
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Zacharias Smith Must Die (Drarry, E, 9K)
“What does he even see in that slimy social-climber?” Draco hisses to Pansy. “Well, he’s blond, he’s tall, he’s rich, and he’s an absolutely sanctimonious prick.” “And?” Draco says darkly. “And I think you’ll be quite lucky if that’s Potter’s type.”
Draco finally takes matters into his own hands.
Read it on AO3.
Tags: Scheming, Sex Pollen, Hijinks
Thank you @greattemptation @wolfpants and @smugrobotics for looking this over!
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(Re)Bound: Polar Night/Midnight Sun by me (@toomuchplor)
It’s been nearly a year since I started bookbinding, so I decided it was time to revisit the first fic I ever set.
I'll do a post with side-by-side photos another time but suffice it to say, it's not so clear to me that it's like 'first book bad, this book good'.
And if you're like, wow, Plor is posting a lot of binds this week -- you are correct. I'm on vacation this week, but also I'm wrapping up a few things that were WIPs for weeks. Lots of victory laps, but this is the last one!
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Bound: O Come All Ye Faithful and All the Angels Cry Amen by @toomuchplor
“Now, Draco,” says Molly, casually walloping George’s hand as he reaches for the bowl of mashed potatoes. “Would you please cast the grace?” “Say grace,” corrects Ron, rolling his eyes. “Mum, you say grace, you don’t cast it.” “With pleasure,” says Draco, a little stiff as he always is when he’s called upon to be a vicar in the midst of such a magical occasion.
One of my favorite fics for one of my favorite authors 🙂↕️ This is a gorgeous, moving story told in two parts. Draco is a vicar. Harry loves him and so do I. More below the cut.
I cannot describe the joy and glee and gratitude this bind brings me!!! Forever thankful to Cit for surprising me with this gorgeous creation. I haven’t been able to put it away because I keep going back to look at it. There are so many lovely details, and the English hymnal vibe is off the charts. (Literally the first thing I scream-messaged to her as I opened the parcel.)
I adore this bind! And it’s the first time I’ve held my words typeset and bound by someone else.
Fandom is such a gift. And I’m so happy you and I started our mutual admiration society, @citrusses How amazing is it to exchange actual books with an author you adore???
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Drarry Rec List
Favorite trope/tag: Established Relationship
By gracerene | Explicit | 7.3k
Summary: Harry's ready to try something new.
Why I like it: Established relationship and first time? Yes please!
By @toomuchplor | Explicit | 3.6k
Summary: This is absolutely unapologetic explicit filth but it's also absolutely unapologetic as a representation of been-married-a-while sex. That's got to be somebody's specific kink, right? If that's you, enjoy.
Why I like it: Please see above.
By @desertforestfic | Explicit | 1.6k
Summary: The sun rises on Harry and Draco.
Why I like it: Sweet and hot! Plus this Freeform tag says it all - “denial of how non-casual the casual sex is getting”.
By @jelliewrites | Explicit | 4.4K
Summary: Draco kisses Harry under the mistletoe...
...but not the kind of kissing you're thinking about, you sweet summer child!
Why I like it: all my favorite things in a new, clever way. The first of several sexy shorts in this established-Drarry life. Read them all!
By its_the_allure (me!) | Explicit | 5.5k
Summary: Ten years after the war, Harry is on a first date with a cute Muggle bloke attending a classical music recital. But then the house lights go down, and an achingly familiar man with a shock of white-blond hair walks across the stage toward the piano.
This is a story about waiting - and making up for lost time.
Why I like it: Okay it feels weird to self rec in a rec list, but imma do it! This was my first time trying a non-linear narrative and I’m really pleased with how it turned out. We have a deeply in love Harry which I just adore, and Draco is super hot.
By @moonflower-rose | Explicit | 40.1k
Summary: One summer evening, Harry Potter vanished in the middle of dinner with his friends. Four days later he came back. Sort of.
Draco Malfoy is on the case.
Why I like it: Such delicious pining!!! Very lovely characterizations of Harry & Draco. I want all the good things for them.
By @wolfpants | Explicit | 3.5k
Summary: In the lush wilderness of Madeira, Harry and Draco reunite.
Why I like it: porn with feelings, my best and most favorite thing
By @zephyne | Teen | 1.2k
Summary: Harry’s loopy on potions after his procedure. Draco rather likes Harry this way, all open and innocent and awestruck. Oh—and yeah. Obsessed with Draco’s beauty. That part’s rather nice.
“Do we call each other ‘love’? How long have we been together?”
“We’ll have been married three years next month,” he replies.
“Merlin, I hit the jackpot!” Harry exclaims, beaming.
Why I like it: Inspired by that adorable viral video where the man wakes from surgery and can’t believe how gorgeous his wife is. So sweet and cute.
By @itsphantasmagoria | Teen | 7.9k
Summary: Draco's son with Harry is a shining light in his life, and is perfect just the way he is.
Why I like it: A wonderful glimpse of Drarry’s life post-getting together, and I love how they stand up for their child. The interactions with Draco’s parents are especially satisfying.
By aideomai | Explicit | 112.5k
Summary: The arrival of Harry Potter’s children—snapped back in time, the children themselves guessed, twenty or so years—was the most interesting thing to happen at Hogwarts for years.
Why I like it: Gorgeous writing, angst with a happy ending done so well, and the smut is smutting so hard!
PS. Do you have a favorite that isn’t on this list? PLEASE SHARE IT WITH ME!!!!
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FTH 2025 Donation Totals
Friends, this has been an extraordinary year for the auction. We know how and why this happened: like in early 2017, everyone is scared and upset and looking for a way to do something meaningful.
And—just like in 2017, and every year since—hundreds of us have stepped up to support our most vulnerable neighbors and the organizations working to protect them.
Except this year, we did it on a scale we've never done before.
Last year, our donation total was an incredible $67,776.28
This year's donation total...
are you ready for it....
(you're not ready for it. we weren't.)
This year's donation total is:
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news just in!!! a lot of fandom issues could be resolved by recognising that characters aren't real people, and real people aren't characters!!! situation still developing, more at 10
