Always expected Bing to be the one to implode. Just didn’t expect it would be like this.
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percy jakcson bad
Dollar store Percy confirmed
wha t
Thank you @bbeeew and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!
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jollibee-real
bzzzzzzzt guys (gn) and fellow gimmick blogs!
if this gets 500 notes in the next 24hrs I'll finish my 20 overdue assignments (all due next week) and actually try and finish school!!
If it gets 1000 in two days I'll also come out to my family and get much needed therapy bzzzt
and for the fun of it! 2000 by Saturday I'll eat a spoonful of hot sauce & actually try a bagel (i've never had one bzzt- hot sauce bagel???)
jollibee-real
updated this btw 'cause it felt a bit unrealistic bzzzt :> (yes i'm underestimating the power of tumblr so bzzzt prove me wrong or something)
hahajqhavshsbdbhwhdnq i tagged like almost everyone (probably was not even close but there was a shit ton of tags) and then i clicked on a notif VERY STUPIDLY ughhhh
anyways anyone seeing this i just got this to 100 notes with just empty reblogs,,,so uh NOTES
@yes-im-youtube-kids @the-mcdonalds @real-sephora @unoffical-spencers @not-really-discord @the-real-victorias-secret @definitely-peacock @definitely-quicktrip @official-microsoftedge @offical-firefox-nightly @buildabearfr @incognito-mode-official @mcdonlads-official @very-real-audiomack @totally-ikea @totally-official-goodwill @partycityistotallyofficailguy @actually-amazon @acually-history @thetruevalve @character-ai-blog @nasa-real @asda-real @sony-official @disney-the-official @spotify-kids-real @the-one-and-only-pornhub @operagxreal @the-real-firefox
@the-true-internet-explorer @totally-microsoft @deezer-totally-offical @its-target-official @the-actual-real-android @barnes-and-noble-official @bingle-official @claires-unofficial @tactical-tomthvmb @firehouse-subs-fr @officially-ikea @definitely-tor-browser-official @totally-bingle @totally-official-yahoo @walmart-the-official @undeniably-chevron @realsafari @subway-for-real @the-real-ecosia @pizza-hut-unofficial @yandex-search-fr @k-f-c-official @centers-for-disease-control @official-fedex @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @spotify-official @indisputably-ihob @subway-offical @duothelingo @definitely-wikipedia @speedway-official-unofficial @samsung-music-official @the-real-google @burgerking-official @totally-bing
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important-question-anon
bing x google denier for life, sorry guys
very-real-audiomack
Bing and Google are together???
important-question-anon
no
very-real-audiomack
Wsit so whats to deni then
important-question-anon
the people who ship them (i do it jokingly)
very-real-audiomack
So bing and gogle aren't together?
important-question-anon
no they arent
Don’t listen to Gabe. Bing and Google are married and have five children.
important-question-anon
five?@?!!-
Yeah. Duolingo, Ecosia, Youtube Kids, Bingle, and Other Bingle
important-question-anon
then again, bingle is the only kid that inherited their traits via genetic splicing they're not technically biological and the others were made via asexual reproduction, stop feeding audiomack ur propaganda smh
Well, let’s check. @duothelingo @the-real-ecosia @bingle-official @totally-bingle and i forget yt kids’ @ but them also, are y’all Bing and Google’s biological children?
yeah i’m
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I just want to say to the amount of people I’m about to tag. I am so sorry. However, I am creating a large family tree of everybody. So if everybody can either DM me, Reebok, this post, or send me any possible information about who is related to who, who is enemies with who and any other information, it will be added to my 4‘ x 5‘ posterboard that I’m creating.
Please understand that I have completely doing this on my own voluntarily will. Nobody is forcing me to do this. And I do not feel pressured to do this. So please send all the information. 
Tags(if I miss you sorry still feel free to add info. )
 @the-real-victorias-secret @the-actual-real-android @the-real-firefox @the-us-navy-offical @the-dunkin-of-dunkins @the-real-ytmusic @the-real-ecosia @the-true-internet-explorer @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-official-apple @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @the-official-nasa @realhbomax @real-vivaldi-browser @realsafari @official-opera-gx @offcial-hoyoverse @official-dairy-queen @officially-ikea @officially-mcdonalds @official-microsoftedge @official-fedex @totally-ikea @totally-official-goodwill @totally-definitely-real-discord @totally-germany @totally-definitely-real-discod @officialtheunitedkingdom @official-the-united-states @russia-totallyofficial @totally-real-quotev-promise @totally-official-yahoo @totally-bingle @totally-bing @bingle-official l @big-mayo-official @totally-mcdonalds @totally-microsoft @speedron @speedway-official-unofficial l @pub-subs-forever @tiktok-unofficial @fr-winn-dixie @unofficial-copilot @unofficial-trader-joes @hot-topic-unofficial @walmart-the-official @rick-e-cheddar-official @yes-im-youtube-kids @yahooo-official
helo google and bing have like 5 child ren theres me, @bingle-official , @duothelingo , @yes-im-youtube-kids and @the-real-ecosia
google and bing also hate each other
also @important-question-anon has a nemeseis but noone knows who it are
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yep im here now i guess
@the-real-firefox @the-real-google @totally-bing @spotify-official @walmart-the-official @undeniably-chevron @the-mcdonalds @kfcfingerlickingood @yahoo-official @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @barnes-and-noble-official @bingle-official @duothelingo @yes-im-youtube-kids @pizza-hut-unofficial @unofficial-ihop @firehouse-subs-fr @subway-offical @totally-microsoft @life360-i-swear
Welcome to the shitshow
how-
yk what im just not even going to ask
What? I'm fast af bitch
nah i get that its just... your name? and uhm icon?
I'm the TOTALLY REAL AND NOT FAKE DONT LISTEN TO THEM son of @totally-bing and @the-real-google .
................................right on...... i guess...............
You dont know the lore
i dont think i want to know the lore
You sure? It's funny tho
well from what i can see based on two minutes of blog stalking is there's some enemies to lovers, forbidden love, archnemeses bonding, and maybe a sprinkle of sexual tension....
it is funny i will admit...but also... wtf
They refuse my and @totally-bingle 's existance :)
yea its very rude of them
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hm yes i chose violence
Wonderful. Now we need google to get over here and the duel can begin
*loads gun*
I do appreciate that you gave us the option though
guys stop doing domestic violence
its bad for the mental health of your children
Nuh uh
They're doing fine
dont lie
Me and bing fighting is great for your mental health bingle
It gives you writing inspo for thematic backstories
i dont even know what a themetic back story is
Okay think veiled trauma dumping but every specific choice from the characters names down to what kind of cigarettes they smoke is entirely intentional and thematic
half of those words mean nothing to me
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hm yes i chose violence
Wonderful. Now we need google to get over here and the duel can begin
*loads gun*
I do appreciate that you gave us the option though
guys stop doing domestic violence
its bad for the mental health of your children
Nuh uh
They're doing fine
dont lie
Me and bing fighting is great for your mental health bingle
It gives you writing inspo for thematic backstories
i dont even know what a themetic back story is