Henry Masterson

@totalownage42 / totalownage42.tumblr.com

That's Headmaster to you n00bs!

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WHAT UP N00BS!

Oh, its OVER for you posers now the Master Man is here!

Ask me stuff here, chumps: https://totalownage42.tumblr.com/ask

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headmaster's strawpage

headmaster.straw.page

I got a sick ass profile goin' on here so why don't you send me some totally sick msgs!

I'm pretty chill most of the time (UNLESS YOUR A LAME-O CAMPER POSER OR OLD MAN SUMDAC!) Throne | Henry Masterson | My Wishlist (Item requests always welcome! Go nuts!)

Everyone who isn't canon from the show (IE: Optimus Prime, or Sari or someone) will be a stranger to me by default. I don't care if you have some OC backstory, capiche?

If anyone ever wants to talk to the muse/mun behind the account, do so via DMs. DMs I'll always be OOC unless prompted otherwise.

#Henry Masterson #HenryPosting #Headmaster

Hah what

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asoftertransformers

the bumblebees will miss you [#1146]

((thanks to abucketofprotons for the idea!))

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transformersconfessions

Anonymous asked:

I find Henry Masterson from TFA to be PAINFULLY sexy. It's not even funny. He's so hated and here I am drooling over him like a rabid dog.

transformersconfessions answered:

.

AY YO

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Hah

WHO PUT PEAS IN MY NOODLES

BRA

Gross

Totes magiats my dotes.

Boats?

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poor rumble 😭😭

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Anonymous asked:

Mr Elvis werent you dead

elvis-official answered:

I got better

ghost-of-elvis-official

Well this is awkward...

Woah mama it's my own specter

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I'll catch DMs later :'3

Plane partied too hard x'3

YOOOO Someone grab the Sharpies!

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bonsai-just-wants-to-forget

me checking my activity 50 times in a row and realizing nobody's paying attention to me (i crave attention):

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insanetriiplechanger-deactivate

*shrugs* it was gonna be art for a new promo but it went in another direction.

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adventuretolkienlover

I love how serene he looks, despite the chaos in the background. That’s a mood right there.🤣

Anonymous asked:

Is Mettaton Ex from Undertale you and Ionia's love child?

I-

#henryposting #Oh no

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I just watched a video of someone wasting a butt-load of food just for likes and attention.

Sickening, man. Don't be like them.

sassycandypoetry

Yeah, I've unfortunately seen those too. Always makes me cringe and question humanity.

It was gross, man. Totes vile and wasteful. Making pasta in a sink and just dumpin' stuff in acting like they're gonna actually eat it and don't.

I almost tossed my cookies. Boak.

sassycandypoetry

Oh god... The "sink salads"... 🤢

Reminds me of toilet punch

Hah! Reminds me of the saying 'I'll punch you in the toilet'.

Back on topic, though WHAT!?

Have you never seen the videos of the lady filing her toilet with ice cream and soda and candy and drinking from it?? Damn it I’m always on the weird side of the internet

I haven't.

I know I shouldn't

But now I'm going down the rabbit hole.

ykw this is the most in character you're ever gonna get as the headmaster--

be careful though i think it's fetish content

..................

I'll wear the extra thick goggles just in case.

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I just watched a video of someone wasting a butt-load of food just for likes and attention.

Sickening, man. Don't be like them.

sassycandypoetry

Yeah, I've unfortunately seen those too. Always makes me cringe and question humanity.

It was gross, man. Totes vile and wasteful. Making pasta in a sink and just dumpin' stuff in acting like they're gonna actually eat it and don't.

I almost tossed my cookies. Boak.

sassycandypoetry

Oh god... The "sink salads"... 🤢

Reminds me of toilet punch

sassycandypoetry

God, I'm taking psychic damage because I know what you're talking about... The dreaded "toilet tiramisu"... I feel SO bad for the Italians.

TOILET TIRAMISU I CAN'T

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I just watched a video of someone wasting a butt-load of food just for likes and attention.

Sickening, man. Don't be like them.

sassycandypoetry

Yeah, I've unfortunately seen those too. Always makes me cringe and question humanity.

It was gross, man. Totes vile and wasteful. Making pasta in a sink and just dumpin' stuff in acting like they're gonna actually eat it and don't.

I almost tossed my cookies. Boak.

sassycandypoetry

Oh god... The "sink salads"... 🤢

Reminds me of toilet punch

Hah! Reminds me of the saying 'I'll punch you in the toilet'.

Back on topic, though WHAT!?

Have you never seen the videos of the lady filing her toilet with ice cream and soda and candy and drinking from it?? Damn it I’m always on the weird side of the internet

I haven't.

I know I shouldn't

But now I'm going down the rabbit hole.

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Ah, y'all ain't ready

I'm just even more amped to draw these two goobers.

Oh no

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