I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

seeing people on twitter call buck “clifford the big red bisexual” and remembering clifford only grew so big because he was loved so hugely and unconditionally by emily elizabeth. and thinking about twinky lonely season one buck who’d just joined the 118. versus big beautiful beefcake season 8 buck after nearly a decade with bobby, hen, and chim, with his sister, with eddie and chris. so yeah, clifford the big red bisexual growing and growing and growing because their love for him is so damn big.

ROUND ONE: POLL #9

PROPAGANDA BELOW

The fact that y'all are voting for a queerbait ship where one was literally sent to super hell the moment he admitted his gay feelings which were not requited versus a love at first sight pair of soulmates who are married with a child, have grown and become better people together, faced down unimaginable horrors, said some of the most romantic lines possible and always try to find each other in various time-based shenanigans is why TV execs don't actually try and represent gay people for real /smh

Cecilos was out there being openly queer in the year 2012 of the lord, please.

Shout out to the couple ever. You see them get silly crushes on each other when they met, fall in love properly, get together, get disillusioned with the "perfect" version of each other they had in their minds and learn to love each other as they are anyway (love is a series of choices, a lifetime of choices, as Carlos says, after all), they get marries, they confront problems and boundaries in their relationship and learn to compromise with each other, they defy time and space for each other, they adopt a kid, they support each other through horrible times.

WHO ELSE IS DOING IT LIKE THEM. MORE THAN 10 ACTUAL LIFE TIME YEARS OF THEM TOGETHER JUST BEING THE COUPLE EVER.

"After everything that happened, I just wanted to see you."

"I'm calling to tell you that I love you, that I have loved you, almost since the first time we met, almost seven years ago."

"But I do know two things", "What is that?", "I love you", "I love you too. What's the other thing?", "You just said it."

"It won't be the same for me, but it will still be you. And that's all that matters. You. You are the one."

"I thought you were just being professional, Carlos, but you weren't. You were shy. You didn't know how to ask."

"I looked at you and I tried to think of how to say everything I was feeling, but I’ve never been good at describing feelings. I’m only good at describing facts. And love isn’t a fact. It’s a hunch at first. And then later it’s a series of decisions, a lifetime of decisions."

"My love for Night Vale and my love for Carlos are the same love. It is the love of someone who has given their life completely to something beyond themselves."

Bye 💀 I’m going to see the Minecraft movie and I’ve just learned the mobs are furry

TELL ME WHY THIS MOVIE WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING HILARIOUS

GO WATCH THE MINECRAFT MOVIE ISTG

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

Didio: If Nightwing dies, all problems will be solved, trust me.

Literally every other writer, even those who mischaracterize Dick: If Nightwing dies, the universe is completely screwed.

i think eddie simply hasn’t thought of buck in a romantic way before and if someone asked him point blank like someone did buck then it would all click for him

Eddie: *about to give his first blowjob*

Buck: “do you - have you ever?”

Eddie: “No, but don’t worry, I saw this in Afghanistan”

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Buck is at the dinner with bathena and henren covered in dirt cos he buries Helena right beforehand after hearing how she’s been acting

I think the reason season 8B feels like a fanfic is because we have already imagined a hundred thousand different ways Buck and Eddie could get together. We’ve already exhausted every single possibility out there. Watching them get together in canon was always going to feel like fanfiction, because whatever scenario the writers come up with, we have already imagined a thousand times over.

only a bitch from new jersey can talk shit for 24 hours straight and you can quote me on that