Suggestions Open:

Dos: Cybertronian x Human -TFP -TFA -TF:One -Skybound comics -G1 (to an extent)

Don'ts: Cybertronian x Cybertronian

Current writing: TFP -Grinding: Megatron x Reader (nsfw) -Mile High Club: Starscream x Reader (nsfw) -Fusion Cannon: Megatron x Reader (nsfw) -Voyeurism: Soundwave x Reader (nsfw) -Dreadful Intermission: Knock Out x Reader (links to AO3) tw:Noncon -Human Anatomy: Ratchet x Reader (nsfw) -Angst/Comfort: Optimus x Reader (nsfw but more fluff) -Threesome: Breakdown x Reader x Knock Out (nsfw) -Biting: Megatron x Reader (nsfw) -Bleed me dry: Megatron x Reader (links to AO3) tw:Noncon -Blueberry Drizzle: Knock Out x Reader (nsfw and links to AO3) -Pole dance ahegao: Soundwave x Reader (nsfw) -Let's talk: Starscream x Reader (sfw) -Kissing headcanons: Knock Out/Starscream/Megatron x reader (suggestive) -Blessed be your ignorance: SG Optimus x Reader (nsfw) -Be careful what you wish for: Megatron x Reader (nsfw) -A little longer: Optimus x Reader (nsfw) -Visitors: Decepticons x Reader (nsfw and links to AO3) -Eating pussy headcanons: Autobots x Reader (nsfw) -Eating pussy headcanons: Decepticons x Reader (nsfw) -Mistletoe headcanons: Autobots x Reader (mostly sfw) -Tell me it's alright to cry: Dreadwing x Reader (nsfw + links to AO3) -Personal Worth: Starscream x Reader (nsfw) -Easy to seek hatred: Starscream x Reader (nsfw) -Guardianship: Starscream x Reader (sfw) tw: SH comfort -Pure adoration: Dreadwing x Reader x Skyquake (nsfw) -Cuddling headcanons: Decepticons x Reader (suggestive + AO3 link) -Pillow Talk: Breakdown x Reader (nsfw) -Tender is the flesh: SG Optimus x Reader (suggestive) -Into the jaws of the unknown: SG Optimus x Reader (sfw)

TFA -Soft Vore: Blitzwing x Reader (nsfw) -Petplay: Prowl x Reader (nsfw) -Never Enough: Ultra Magnus x Reader (nsfw) -Failure can be sweet: Megatron x Reader (nsfw) -Silence: Megatron x Reader (nsfw) -Exception: Starscream x Reader (nsfw) -To be loved: Blurr x Reader x Shockwave (links to AO3) tw:noncon -Cold shower: Blurr x Reader (nsfw + links to AO3) G1 -Unwanted Attention: Soundwave x Reader (links to AO3) tw:dubcon -Desired Attention: Soundwave x Reader tw:dubcon

TF:One -Derelict Desperation: Megatron x Reader (nsfw) -Spread your wings for me, golden boy: Sentinel x Reader (nsfw) (links to AO3) -Solitude: Alpha Trion x Reader (nsfw) -Unleash the beast: Alpha Trion x Reader (nsfw) -Sweet Ichor: Sentinel x Readers (nsfw) tw:dubcon

Spikeart

-Dreadwing (spike and valve) -Megatron and Soundwave (spikes and valves) -Knock Out (spike) -Dreadwing and Skyquake (spikes and valve) -Starscream (spike/valve and showing off) -Megatron x human (nsfw) -Knock Out and Breakdown (valves) -Megatron meme redraws (sfw) -Megatron x human from Bleed me dry (suggestive) tw:noncon -Hand holding (Dreadwing, Breakdown, Starscream, Ratchet) -Hand holding (Soundwave, Megatron, Knock Out, Optimus) -Megatron, Breakdown, Dreadwing and Knock Out valveplug redesigns (nsfw) -Starscream x fem human (nsfw) -Ultra Magnus (spike) -TFA Sentinel (spike and valve) -Shockwave (spike and valve) -Breakdown (spike and valve)

I also take valveplug commissions! (You don't need to make an account for it btw - just have a paypal or smth)

Fic fanart (they make me cry) Bleed me dry by @karinadele Bleed me dry meme by @athenafinn Bleedverse chapter 4 meme animation Eating out headcanons (Megatron) by @discountsurgery Breakdown spike (Dickdown) by @ace---hardware Tell me it's alright to cry (Dreadwing) by @discountsurgery Dreadwing failing at being a dad by @karinadele

Recommended reads (pls try them they're so good)

Fanfics -Burn a hole in the old grip of the familiar by @solain-rhyo (Ultra Magnus x reader) -We all go up in flames (going out in style) (Megatron x Reader) -All these false starts (Knock Out x reader) -Breaking Bread by @ss-shitstorm (Megatron x Reader) -Fortuna Primigenia (Optimus x reader) -Blackbird (Starscream x reader) -Physical Therapy (Ratchet x reader) -Faster Pussycat (Knock Out x reader) -Victory by @korpuskat (Decepticons x reader) -Multitasking (Megatron x reader x Soundwave) -Hideaway (Starscream x reader) -"Every breath you take" is not a love song by @hotdogharvester (Tarn x Reader/OC) -Take me Higher, Flyboy by @moodymisty (Starscream x Reader) -take a bite of my spark tonight by Monster Parade (Shockwave x OC) -Dreams of Woe and Metal by an Orphaned Account (Blurr x Reader) -Trauma Bay by Slyboots (Breakdown x Knock Out and Dreadwing & Skyquake) Tumblr ask blogs - @rawmeknockout - @rocksinmuffin - @smallestapplin - @pinkanonwrites Tumblr valveplug art blogs - @botmilf (maybe support them on patreon?) - @shapeofmetal - @sublimati0ns

We've been talking about bots petting humans, but...

What about bots getting scritches? Engines purring and all that

I don't think Knock will accept without at least some engex in his system

I'm sure Cybertronians have their own version of the tramp stamp

Tho, it's only recognized in specific circles. It can be biolights, a marking, etc

It's not even necessarily situated on their lower backs - codpiece, chassis, "womb", anywhere works

Anyway, Knock Out has one

Do what you will with this info

Aww thank you

Yeah... maybe I'll take a break. Maybe I'll pop in from time to time to answer stuff. I still love this blog and all the asks I get.

Also a fantastic distraction from the shitty things that are happening rn