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Erika, 27, 死/her, PhD researcher, Amateur Cosplayer, Alt Metalhead, Prophet of Sleep (63) Ave Omnissiah

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Fundraiser Update for Sera

Hey everyone, we are currently being impacted in ways outside of our control, for that reason we had to temporarily pause the fundraiser. We want you all to know that the support to save Sera's life means the world to us, and that we will bring it back asap. Thank you for your patience and kindness as always <3

We are working on ways to resolve the issues we are dealing with as I type this. I want to thank everyone again for all their support. A lot is happening and we want you all to know that we love you very much. And as always, Erika you are my damn champion.

Stay tuned and please, while this is on pause, take a moment to support the palestinians in need. They need you more than ever.

With that being said, we will keep you all posted when things are back on track.

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

Bc i am god’s least shut-uppable angel i do gotta clarify, our modern vampire protag is not like, an undead gas station attendant, he’s like 100 years old, he’s well known in his city’s club scene as a hot n solid hookup if you can keep your mouth shut, he’s not at all hesitant to kill douchebags and has Seen Some Shit over the years. The thing i’m trying to highlight is he’s unfamiliar with what other vampires are up to outside the 1 or 2 he’s met who are also focused on being perpetual goth icons like him. So when he finally meets some truly ancient and cruel bloodsuckers who have been around since 200CE and do Hannibal shit to their captives on the regular, it completely blindsides him. Imagine being some poor tortured bastard getting cranked up on a meat hook to get ripped apart by a ballroom full of ghouls, and there’s one dude who absolutely should be at the club who looks like he’s about to start crying at the sight of your suffering. That shit would be delicious through the 4th wall.

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A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.

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I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

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This was found at an Exxon gas station in College Station, Texas. A woman entered the women's restroom and heard a weird noise and luckily she grabbed the door before it shut. She noticed that on the top of the door was an electronic lock that could be controlled remotely. The lock was on the OUTSIDE of the door and could trap someone inside the bathroom. Shelby recalled the "irate" gas station employees telling her that she couldn't take photos or any footage inside. The workers gave her "I'm watching you" looks and repeatedly gestured by pointing two fingers to their eyes and then at her. She called the cops, and the workers told the police that the lock was in place to prevent a “large” group of men from entering to “destroy” the facility. Shelby noted that the authorities agreed that this was “sketchy” and “didn’t really make sense” because the lock would not prevent anyone from actually entering the restroom. Weirdly, the cops said they couldn't do anything about it. So someone called the fire marshal's office and they came down and removed the lock, citing it as a fire hazard. Shelby stressed that she made these videos to warn the many “vulnerable young girls” who live near nearby at A&M University.

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Address of the gas station: 3200 Booneville Road Bryan, Texas 77802

Bryan Fire Marshal 979-209-5960

source: momcallsmeshelby on tiktok

halo lore is so fucking funny to me. all it really needed to be was 'youre john halo and youre a badass space marine that doesnt afraid of anything' but instead youre a war orphan created by the space CIA to be a robo-pinkerton to put down galactic worker revolts, but luckily whole hordes of you were created right in time for the most evil alien empire to ever exist to make first contact with us by nuking a planet to glass

also, the evil alien empire isnt doing this because theyre evil, their trio of space popes asked an ancient sacred AI what the fuck humans were and the ai was like 'oh those are ants that god loves more than you' and the popes immediately decided the only way to keep their cushy jobs and big dumb hats was to annihilate the human race. it almost worked, too! luckily, one of the robo-pinkertons is so freakishly lucky an AI noticed the statistical anomalies surrounding him and took him in as her favorite little meow meow and now they have a toxic co-dependent relationship and are going to nuke alien new york

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