for the world is hollow and i have touched the sky

thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

Also very big! Takes up two stories!

what if im not medically depressed what if im just a massive lazy cunt and big loser

body hair is not only acceptable but also deeply sexy I hope this helps everyone

ist keine dauerhafte lösung, aber ich glaube ein paar lecker bierchen in der sonne zischen und dabei 5h lang die ärzte hören würde mir auf jeden fall fürs erste ein ganz großes bisschen lebensmotivation zurückgeben

Franz Xavier Zirnkilton, My Snail, c.1915-20 (source).

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How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

not enough

millions of penguins probably have

This is so true and such a good point

europeans have types of racism i didn't even know existed

you can drive for two hours in europe and pass through 17 different types of racism

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

*c'est la vie

god damn it

for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough

Well, I'm busy...I've got Minecraft and stuff ..

fuck an enderman or something

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease