Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”
i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard
have you.... been to the emergency room at night?
i love this tweet i love it so much
we should call it this again
Official ominous sign(s)
trans girls love committing to the bit because we tried playing straight man and it didn't work out
*running down foggy street dodging monsters personified of my sins* aaaaa lol
my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go. my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face lights up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. he’s just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy. my brother never says i love you. but when i tell him “i just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!” he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he mutters ‘c’mere’ and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance. the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think that’s really beautiful.
I love love and I love knowing people
i am something of a scientist
peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi