I’m reuploading this hoping it won’t get flagged again.

A little help from you to get it again to the note count it had before? 🥺🥺🥺

btw, if you got here because of my face (and/or my body), you should consider having a look over here!

It doesn’t matter what mental gymnastics you do to justify your consumption of Harry Potter.

Your second-hand shopping, piracy and fanfic don’t exist in a vacuum and it continues to provide JK Rowling with the cultural capital to inflict hurt on vulnerable people.

A deeply evil person.

Could mean nothing

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

hold on lemme google something

ok yeah this is funny

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

Shark fact:

Sharks will wear Remoras as hats. This is because they are best friends.

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

He's right

And sometimes you just want to see what his dick looks like (and then show him yours)

In the mood to see you nude

drawin the dex collection 4!

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I'm jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like wow so nothings on your mind.

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.