if i had a tumblr clique we'd be called the penis posters and well. we'd

huh? that doesnt

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

jorges the guy who wrote epic the musical

Now gently squimsh them

INTERPLANETARY VISITOR DUDES

how his sunglasses doing that

Donkey Kong Heritage Post

the big boy's doin alright

aw goddammit now i cant stop calling it a bumbo bee. the echolalia curse 🐝

bumbo bee 🐝

NUDIBURSUS

A new story! In a world where sea slugs and humans live side by side, two adventurers discover Molly Doris- a sea slug from 2 million years in the future. He joins them on their trek to Kennedy Space Center, facing harsh dangers along the way... perhaps not everyone is really cut out for the wilderness survival life?

These are the first 23 pages- the rest of the whole 87 page story is free and available to read directly on the site linked above.

Credit to @scoliwings for help with the ASL!

☕- https://ko-fi.com/peytonpartyhorn

puppy prescription problems :(

no one asked but I’m telling you anyway

Not merely maximum wage, but maximum total compensation, expressed as a fixed percentage of minimum wage.

Want to make $500,000 a year? Sure, but maximum total compensation is 4x minimum wage, so minimum wage is now $125,000/year (~$60.10/hr).

Watched a 3 hour plot summary of the Dream SMP just to see what all those teenagers in 2020 were on about and I've come away from it with the conclusion that, corollary to my joke that The Locked Tomb is "Homestuck if it was good", the Dream SMP is Homestuck if it was bad

Having the context for this now makes it so much funnier

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

TVTropes gets made fun of a lot but it is a little astonishing how consistent that wiki's voice is. It's a great wiki to go to if you want to simulate having one specific autistic fifteen-year-old computer nerd infodump to you about any piece of media that exists. To be clear I am saying this as an overwhelmingly positive thing

I fully understand that the problem is corporate-mandated crunch time, not "programmers being lazy", but at some point it became acceptable for games to spawn a popup on start scolding you for not installing it on an SSD rather than implementing a texture caching pipeline, and I don't care for that at all.