so autitstic you wouldn't believe

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

compelled me

Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

If you perform action Ignore Cat you can also receive Sounds, with a percentage chance that they will be Noises instead

It is once again Fidough Friday (ft. Sprigatito)

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*tutorial voice*

I see you have encountered your first gimmick blog, official Pokemon tumblr account. A gimmick blog is an account that does one very specific thing. The gimmick blog you have encountered is of the detector type. This means it reblogs random posts, and checks to see if it has a specific thing. It reblogs the post with an image, containing the thing the blog is detecting, with a check mark over it if it has the thing it is searching for, and an x or crossed out circle over it if it does not. This specific blog searches for Bronzong. This post does not have Bronzong, so the account replied with a crossed out image of it.

Will this appease the gimmick blog?

@bronzong-detector let’s find out

they should let me give it a try im a fast learner and not afraid of the dark at all

“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”

Commission for LItzalova~

IT... IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!! OUR SHARED MUTUAL SHOULD HAVE REBLOGGED THAT POST FROM ME!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!

this website is a hivemind but gotdamn it sure is a squizard

pondering the orb (wiwaxia) ...

SQUIZARD

@creatures-in-posts

This creature is a squizard

Listen, if you want to understand how emanations work, it's like this:

If you're an infinite thing like God, and you want to become a finite thing like the world, how do you go from infinite to finite? Answer: emanation.

You know when youre at a wedding, and there's a big pyramid of wine glasses? And they fill the wine glasses by pouring champagne into the top, so it overflows and then fills all the glasses beneath it? Imagine the wine bottle is infinite. That's God.

Each of the glasses is called a hypostasis. God can emanate through many hypostases to reach it's final emanation.

As for how many hypostases there are, and how they're arranged, that's the tricky one. Every religion has a different answer, and it's never simple.

I GET NO RESPECT ON THIS DAMN WEB SITE

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

The "these two things are not related" at the end absolutely elevates this to god tier

abSOLUTELY NO

i used to call 12 inch dicks in romance novels 'weapons of mass destruction' and i stand by it.

also don't describe the literal metrics of dick sizes in fiction unless you're writing filthy PWP shit with cervix fucking and then it doesn't matter because you're being unrealistic from the get-go and then you can make that dick as long as you like honey.

but don't describe the metrics in romance. just don't. you can talk about size (big small thick girthy thin long) but never never never give a number.

she has a 3 legged halfling, doesn't she

Eleanor for Fables and Frontiers

"Of course I know how chairs work! Don't be silly."

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

happy ten years !!!