Pestilence

If First Felon had expectations of honor and integrity like a normal administration, he would have to leave the golf course and spend his time replacing all these traitors.

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

My problem with all those memes hating on electroswing is that many of them implicitly identify "contaminating" swing with EDM influences as the genre's central problem, when the real problem is that most self-labelled electroswing artists clearly know fuck all about swing.

Like, there's no intrinsic problem with the idea of swing-style EDM. That's a perfectly cromulent notion. The trouble is that in order to properly make it, you first have to actually know what swing is.

Create a ruckus? What a meaningless statement. Such a personal take, create a ruckus for us.

Not break a law, not be found guilty. Just a vibe.

Was Jan 6 a ruckus?

Marco Rubio has gone full Nazi.

Everybody done lost their mind

The coded language and bigoted dog whistles of right-wing America. MAGA is 100% fluent.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

easter sucks i don’t think we should have widespread christianity events permeating our neighborhoods. however, i like that somehow this became a rabbit-centric time of the year. i propose we overturn easter and replace it with a celebration of bunny girls. give it to the trans furries. they can like, graze on fields of grass and do freak sex stuff or whatever. let’s go lesbians

that happens already. oviposition commissions spike every time

the dashboard looks different again. i dont like it. again.

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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