steve discovers gay sex
robin ends up having to resort to eating human flesh at some point
dustin befriends all the democritters and in the big final scene vecna tries to use the animals to attack but then hes like “what?! why isnt it working?!?” and then it pans to dustin and he does a devilish little smile and all the demodogs turn to vecna and growl and vecnas like “n-nice.. doggy….”
nancy discovers gay sex
a whole episode dedicated to the party’s collective acid trip
will eats human flesh for some reason
ted wheeler and will team up and this is somehow a breaking bad homage/reference
lucas wears a lesbian t shirt for the whole season and its never mentioned (whatever a lesbian tshirt may mean)
mike calls will hot nonchalantly + max attempted before
karen wheeler discovers gay sex
holly is important
cannibalism
robin was secretly one of the lab kids
nancy goes bald
vampire eddie but he wears a cape and cant go in the sunlight and has a transylvanian accent and keeps trying to suck everyones blood and its a major obstacle
eleven sees mikes haircut and realizes shes a lesbian
something happens in texas
will dies and is reincarnated as mike and elevens baby
three waterfalls
max is fine and good but she comes out of her coma and talks like batman now
chris pratt voices a demodog
mike gets his ass WHOOPED 😂😂😂
usage of the word “twink”
mike doesnt NOT discover gay sex
hopper is cannibalized
maybe the stranger things were the friends dont lie we made along the way