Turducken

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“You should be at the club.” NO!! I should be at the joust!! I should be at the grail quest!! I should be out wandering the countryside challenging other knights!!

I bet op only says that to justify their long absences from the estate, in order to evade the tax collector. 🤨

…..no comment

I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat

It would be a finished game, too. If you played long enough and did really good you could go to all the places and get all the stuff. You never had to pay more money later it was just there. onn compter

Electioneering starts early this year

Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices. 

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

Fearing the day this god forsaken post reaches 50k

i had an epiphany

ohhh lol *remembers i cant stand this anymore

i just realised - in tmagp 31:

alice: freddie ate colin!

gwen: don't say that, that's not what happened!

*VERY LOUD AUDIO GLITCH*

freddie's fucking gloating about it. that is exactly what happened and you know it. he'd do it again.

I wish everything was quieter and softer and less often. 

why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?