i just invented a cathedral rose window granny square pattern and i feel insane now
Not me writing up an entire granny square pattern instead of studying :)
I hope it makes sense, and other people enjoy!
People who requested the pattern tagged under the cut:
"remember the egg prime directive! :D" how bout i maul u?
"u have a moral duty to sit idly by and hope she figures it out before she kills herself :)" it's like a trolley problem but the other track is empty what the fuck are you talking about
the fact that i survived my 20s is nothing short of astonishing. there's over a quarter of a century of my life that's just gone. i'm never getting it back. if you can stop that happening to someone then please for the love of god do it
i feel like i'm speaking a different language whenever i try to talk about jkr to anyone who isn't a trans person in the uk. americans imagine if every time someone tried to talk about donald trump a million home alone fans started talking about how they felt bad for macauley culkin but they were doing activism by drawing fanart of the burglars having gay sex. also they understand some of the problematic aspects of home alone and try to divorce their enjoyment of the films from trump's presence but they would appreciate permission from you to continue watching them. then every time you try to steer the conversation away from home alone to what he's currently doing in the present day they get confused and keep bringing it up.
this is a comic my dear friend @wolf-aid had made using batman both because he’s a very dear character to me and because we are hoping that a popular character will bring more attention to the comic itself.
the comic says most of what i can say already — but i’ll say it again. ibrahim is an incredibly sweet young man who i’ve been close friends with for a few months now. he and his family need help to be warm, to eat, to get medicine, and to survive — hopefully soon they can escape their awful circumstances.
please have a heart: donate what you can, reblog this post, and pay attention to ibrahim’s campaign.
Btw, privatization is stealing from *you.* You are the public in "publicly owned." Oligarchs are coming in to take the things we all share ownership of as Americans, like Medicare, Social Security, National Parks, PBS and scrapping them for parts they find profitable.
The right is planning to rob us and quite literally want us to thank them for the privilege by calling it "government efficiency."
"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries
She has 10 songs and 9 of them are about eating box. The other one is about moving to a different state to eat more box
She literally came out like 2 weeks ago? Lmao
two weeks??? she's been out
It’s them… About their own story..
i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.
what in the
This is wild
the hilarity of the post being I will have no clout in the cloutless website being uploaded by a white girl seeking clout in the insufferable seeking clout app
The YouTube channel anti-chef always adds an extra bay leaf to recipes that call for it and he says “and add another one. I’m not driving” and this has permanently altered my vocabulary.
Every time I add something extra to a recipe I say that now. Add another clove of garlic, I’m not driving. Let’s have two eggs, I’m not driving. Let’s double the chili flakes, I’m not driving.
Everything is going to be Obama 2012 level discourse forever but about shit that’s more and more terrible over time. Eventually we’ll be heading shit like “yes it’s terrible that they’re putting first generation citizens in labor camps but we have to be realistic and support Mecha-Pelosi to make sure we beat the bad guys for real this time!”
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i love piracy
what happens if Batman is out driving the Batmobile and he gets pulled over & asked for his license
possibilities:
- he just refuses & drives away bcos like what are they gonna do
- he gives them his actual license and hopes
- he gives them his actual license & then bribes them to keep their mouths shut
- he hands them a license that lists his name as 'The Batman' and has a picture of him in the cowl
He gives them his actual license, and they're like "Stop stealing Bruce Wayne's fucking driver's license, you weirdo! >:("
He asks for it back because he needs it to drive. They have to suffer through "I'm Bruce Wayne" in the I'm-Batman voice. (He is not getting his license back no matter what after saying "I'm Bruce Wayne" in the I'm-Batman voice.)
The next day cops are showing up at the mansion like "We regret to inform you that Batman stole your license again. Here." and give it back to him.
Bruce is like "You could at least pretend to find it plausible that I could be Batman. You don't have to be so mean about it. :("
They reassure him that they find it extremely plausible that he could be Batman, if he'll just sign for the return of his stolen property so that they can leave before he does another godawful "I'm Batman" impression that sounds more like their great-aunt Mindy who's been smoking two packs a day since The War, that would be great.
Back at the precinct, they file the 328th identity theft-related charge against Batman for pretending to be Bruce Wayne and call it a day.
When Commissioner Gordon finally keels over dead on the job of a massive stroke, it will be because of this. "You understand that, right? That what takes me out is actually going to be you and that fucking driver's license?"
Bruce is, however, very much driving the batmobile without insurance or registration because no one is going to cover a 1) rocket-propelled 2) car you built yourself 3) that you use exclusively to commit crimes, and there's no way that thing is street-legal.
