EVERYTHING WORKS OUT FOR ME!!!!!

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

by アボガド6@avogado6

@troycattribunny

I believe in gentle parenting. Unfortunately many people refuse to parent their child at all under the guise of gentle parenting. Sometimes you’ve got to look your fourth grader in the eye and say “Little dude, that was an asshole move.”

the other side

Both equally important feedback to give children.

I love ships where one of them desperately needs to hear they are loved and Good Enough i’m sure it means nothing about me lol

Btw much as I love to make fun of twitter and reddit's business decisions, I have 0% trust in tumblr's management to not go a similar route so this is your gentle reminder that you should regularly go to your blog settings to export your blog. That's a fancy way of saying you can download a backup of your blog so if everything goes down you'll still have a backup of your posts & convos.

It's gonna come as a surprise to most of you, but if you don't want to do that for whatever reason you're allowed to not reblog this post. I'm not holding a gun to your head here I'm just trying to spread the word for people who do want a backup of their stuff.

Also, made this guide for backup Tumblr blogs (ft. export blog method, and python 3 script method):

Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

SHUT

route 104

Ao3 authors will literally post under any fucking circumstances

Five years ago I started drawing and posting my mushroom characters!

They were originally meant to be little sidekicks for an OC of mine, but they quickly started appearing in more and more of my drawings and before I knew it, they took over my art completely!

Little did I know how much they would change my life. So much has happened in the past five years, and sometimes it’s been a little bit hard to take it all in. But from the bottom of my heart, I’m so grateful for all the love and support I’ve received for my art! Thank you ❤️

I hope to keep making art that makes people happy for many years to come!

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao