Kaz

my guilty confession is that i didnt know what armbands were until aftg so for a good five minutes i thought andrew was hiding his knives under a sleeve of silly bands like this

andrew core

neil when the foxes ask why he trusts andrew:

one of the most rewarding parts about reading AFTG was that during the first two books i had an ongoing joke of ‘take a shot every time Andrew touches Neils neck.” just for Andrew to pull up in book three saying that Neil’s the one with the neck fetish. mmhhhhmmm.

thank god the only traditional job Andrew ever had he got through Nicky cus i just imagine him in an interview

interviewer: so why should we hire you?

Andrew: *shrugs*

interviewer: alright… why do you want to work at mcdonalds?

Andrew: this is a mcdonalds?

as traumatic as Neil’s stay in evermore was, whenever I read the part that Jean was the one who did his hair, I have the mental image of Jean as a stressed hairdresser and laugh

“The color is OFF!” “No stop Neil-“ slaps his hand away “stop touching it!” “Riko is this box dye?! I CANNOT WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS!” “theywantmetoremoveeightyearsofblackboxdyeinanafternoonimgoingtokillsomeone” “Neil what if we just buzz it all off?” “THIS ISN’T AUBURN U GAVE ME MANICPANIC!!!” “Okay now this is curl cream, and this is hair oil -pay attention- if I see even a strand of frizz at championships after all the work I put in, I’m going to kill you before your father or Riko, you hear me you little shit?!” “RIKO THESE ARE KITCHEN SCISSORS!! WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL UR MONEY GOING??” “When my parents sold me to be a professional athlete i didn’t know I was going to be dry heaving over brad mondo haircut tutorials but here we are lol”

crying because as much as Neil’s automatic response is to run and Kevin’s is to freeze,

Nora confirmed that if Neil had a say in the matter he would’ve never left Jean in Evermore and Kevin did out of his own choice.

This isn’t a dig at Kevin, it’s not a bad thing that he ran. it’s just crazy beautiful that in those moments they completely flipped.

here’s more of my notes from aftg i found that made me cackle

As a hispanic- I biblically need to see Nicky unironically refer to Aaron and Andrew in the way families in bad hispanic media do

Aaron or Andrew blocks a goal

Nicky: 🥹 thats mi primo bro ✊

someone threatens one of them

Nicky: you mess with them, you mess with mi familia 👊😠

Aaron venting about Tilda

Nicky: Tia Tilda was not a good mama primito 😔

Aaron and Andrew every time: ….

going thru my old notes in the foxhole court and wtf is this?

its me and my deranged fan casts against the world

thinking about how in the art work for the special editions Andrew’s wearing platform docs which, number 1, match him so well, but also makes Neil’s Pov so much funnier

“He was so god damn short”

king ur 3 inches taller than him and he’s wearing 2 inch stompers…. u are the same height

“it helped two of the team members were pint-sized”

babes ur forgetting the third

stood in the 5ft section of a pool today and thought to myself

Andrew would be fully submerged

and had a laugh

u may have killed ur mom but babes ur also addicted to ice cream and cant stand in the deep end of a pool so-

I will duel anyone to the death that says AFTG was written badly. I’ve tried explaining the plot four different times not even minding for spoilers, just full run down of the story, and it’s physically impossible

How Nora did that And made it interesting And gave us fluff, comedy, loveable characters, complex personalities, And Perfect**** Neil Pov, I’ll never know. I’m starting to believe she’s inhuman

Idgaf that there aren’t metaphors or that I don’t need a thesaurus to read it. I can genuinely for hours every day of my life pull apart every part of this god damn book series and I’ll never be bored

This post was meant to be funny, idk how we got here. But it’s time we admit that yes, the self-published team-sport mafia romance book with simple language was yes, in fact, amazing and needs to be studied

Thinking about how Neils favorite subject is math in the same way that math was Cady Heron’s favorite subject in mean girls cus it’s the only subject that stays the same around the world

probably the only subject Neil could actually prove he was actually smart in without any set backs like being up to date with the grammar of the language he was at the time using or what perspective of history the country he was in was using