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@twistydragon / twistydragon.tumblr.com

Howdy, call me Twisty and expect a lot of furries, and pokemon.

We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button

Oh, you've typed a message? You've typed a message? Would you like to add a sticker (server stickers available with Nitro Boosts(TM).) Would you like to add an emoji (more custom emojis available with Nitro(TM).) Would you like to send a gift (gift your friend Nitro(TM) for only $9.99 a month.) Would you like to add an app (more apps available in the Nitro Store(TM).)

They got rid of the send message button. On the send messages to my friends app. In order to make room for a 5th button that sells you something. The parody is too bold people will roll their eyes you have to scale it back.

I would like to gently point out that the send button can be enabled or disabled under accessibility,

Also, if you're someone who'd like to customize your discord further, or remove nitro garbage or bypass it, better discord (an open source project) can be used on desktop for a lot of fun results:

Plugin options can entirely replicate nitro stuff, and enhance privacy, such as:

"Fuck those buttons"

"Hey maybe I don't want you to know when I'm typing"

"Fuck the character limit"

"Can I see my friends in a normal manner please"

"I would like navigating discord to be like a powerpoint please"

And many other features that range from helpful to profoundly useless but fun.

Enshittification sucks, but the first step to undoing it is taking control of your experiences and helping others do the same. So hopefully this helps a little?

let's form structures with mamas

these are hyraxes! they're not rodents or canines or anything like that. they belong to their very own order known as hyracoidea. their closest relatives are elephants and manatees, and these mamas and babies have FREAKY teeth

also important to note that the

and:

it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

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Okay, I think you just found a new niche with all these gorgeous middle-aged trans women. Thanks, you make me feel seen. And yes, I am aware of the irony of saying that while asking anonymously

now the irony is gone!

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