Someone ( @twoarrsandonesea) put Disney+ on my laptop and now I'm want to bing a lot of shows and movies.

:3 I also traumatized you. Not my fault I forgot about that in the first ten minutes of Ironman 1 tho.

NEW FRIEND?

Oh! Caseeyyyy, this is Dylan!!! One of my friends!!

Someone ( @twoarrsandonesea) put Disney+ on my laptop and now I'm want to bing a lot of shows and movies.

:3 I also traumatized you. Not my fault I forgot about that in the first ten minutes of Ironman 1 tho.

My reaction to seeing it tho XD

Was hilarious

Someone ( @twoarrsandonesea) put Disney+ on my laptop and now I'm want to bing a lot of shows and movies.

:3 I also traumatized you. Not my fault I forgot about that in the first ten minutes of Ironman 1 tho.

poetry by Caitlyn Siehl

We will have a spring wedding

@alex-86311

Where tf is my draft Tumblr.

Honestly. Real. My drafts randomly dissappear.

It's so sad like. I worked so hard on that draft just for it to disappear. Sighs...

I hope it wanders back into your drafts

Where tf is my draft Tumblr.

Honestly. Real. My drafts randomly dissappear.

Mother Mary (Gacha Life 2 Version)

Just clarify. They are not from the Bible.

Ok. Hear me out.

Imagine a Weeping Angel named Mary.

Her actions when you are not looking at her depends on how you treat her.

If you disrespect her, she will kill you.

If you treat her right, she will hug you.

Congratulations on being adopted, you can call her Mother Mary.

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

EDIT WRONG BLOG BUT THIS MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER OKAY

Yes

Pissing off Travis. Be deceived by the fake chest or whatever.

dere you go

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

yAy

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

Because I love you all.

reblogging cause i need to save this

A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount 

These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk) 

Super college friendly (trust me)

I made this and it’s super awesome! Bonus things you could add: butterscotch flavoring, cut up KitKats, torn apart Milkyways, and stolen ice cream!

Ohhhh boy kiddos have at it!

Reblogging so I remember to do this

Just made this but am out of chocolate chips so used hot chocolate powder a splash of milk and marshmallows. HEAVANLY

Reblog to save a life

i will pray to you

i burnt it

yeah okay, ill reblog that!

@taraljc i found it I found the sacred mug cookie recipe

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

uhhhhhhh

I FINALLY FOUND IT

Found what?

This Legendary post

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

it’s here it’s on my dash!!

seeing ancient tumblr posts in the flesh rather than in screenshots has the same energy as seeing an infamous relic in a museum for the first time

The OG!!!

Official graveyard post

(( Batcest RP Blogs DNI for the love of God. Please do not interact with me, I do not care if it's "adoption", or step siblings, Batcest is Batcest and I gag at the very mention or implication of Incest. Please DNI.

(( CHAT NOTHING HAPPENED I JUST GOT FLASHED WITH BATCEST RP BLOG ON MY DASH AND GAGGED—

((Whats that...??? 😟

(( oh the world is healing—

((... huh???

Sorry mate,

Im a little slow

And i dont get all this ToT

And whats Batcest?

Lemme look it up, holdon

Incest but with the batfamily

((I looked it up

And DAMN T0T

My eyes have been deceived TmT

goodness...

The fanart in google are insane tho

Yeah. Ive mad that mistake before.

(( T0T

So that's what that is...

Jeez

Ive also stumble apon those in fanfics and they make me uncomfortable..

LIKE WTF MAN

Why does this stuff exist!?-

People are weird.

I died because of a app.

If anyone is curious, this is the game

Boy, oh boy, it just got worse XD

(( Batcest RP Blogs DNI for the love of God. Please do not interact with me, I do not care if it's "adoption", or step siblings, Batcest is Batcest and I gag at the very mention or implication of Incest. Please DNI.

(( CHAT NOTHING HAPPENED I JUST GOT FLASHED WITH BATCEST RP BLOG ON MY DASH AND GAGGED—

((Whats that...??? 😟

(( oh the world is healing—

((... huh???

Sorry mate,

Im a little slow

And i dont get all this ToT

And whats Batcest?

Lemme look it up, holdon

Incest but with the batfamily

((I looked it up

And DAMN T0T

My eyes have been deceived TmT

goodness...

The fanart in google are insane tho

Yeah. Ive mad that mistake before.