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Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

in another life i would have really liked doing laundry and taxes with you. unfortunately my dad invented the brain chip that makes you forget doing laundry and taxes

wow . I apologize for succumbing to corporate propaganda and participating in the systemic erasure of harmony cobel. all i can do is be better

It’s been the kind of day that culminated in my telling someone moments ago that the date was the fifth of Wednesday.

I hope you all have a really good fifth of Wednesday. 

happy fifth of Wednesday, everyone!

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

'not snishsnasher snafe' don't snare i'm snazy. i'd snut the snoly snail in snat sning

NO SNAILS DON'T GO IN THE DISHWASHER WATCH OUT FOR THE SALT. NOO THE SALT

@=: snait a sninute, snere's snalt in snere???? SNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OH SNIT OH SNOD SNELLLLPPPP

i need someone in hunger games world to like just discover mexico exists and its just normal over there. nothings happened

people that draw the map of panem like they think the US is an island surrounded by water you understand me i am kissing u with tongue

running away thru the wilds right to the edge of the universe expecting to see a vast barren ocean mutated by apocalypse fumes and its just like. theres just a mcdonalds mansion there idk its 2009 theres a girl blasting timbaland on her sparkly pink flip phone

"but timbaland would be in panem" timbaland's ancestors fled to mexico before the borders closed baruch hashem he is safe🙏may the cats come out the bats come out to play

You can use any travel method you like, walking, public transport, so on. You can get an uber but their map has failed so you'll have to give directions. You can travel to other countries and count those libraries but you have to be able to completely navigate from your home without assistance. So you can catch a plane but must be able to travel to and from the airport. No limit on how long it takes. If you know which block it's on or which tram line but aren't sure precisely, but you feel sure you'd find it once you got there, count that as a yes (if you're not sure maybe google it now and see if your plan would work). You cannot rely on asking for directions though, this must be all your knowledge

its really funny when you had a crush on a celeb as a kid/teen and they had a massive glowup as theyve aged and its like. damn i guess i was investing early cuz i can't believe i was into them when they looked like that

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