AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

this is the best post on this website

How are my sweetie pees

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

Welcome to Survivor Valley!

Welcome to Survivor Valley, which is exactly as it sounds: what if the Stardew Valley characters were on Survivor? And trust us, it gets shocking! Twists and turns at every corner, and don't even get me started on Morris!

Hosted on Joja Network, the villagers from Pelican Town find themselves outside of the quaint, countryside, small town they call home. Instead, they find themselves fighting for survival on an island far away from home! (Legally speaking, they aren't fighting for survival, they legally can't let anyone die. But you can't market that!) With new challenges every few days, the residents of Pelican Town will soon find themselves faced with the true colors of their fellow neighbors, and possibly...even themselves! (Gasp!)

To promote the first ever season, we will first tell you who we are, then give you the teams! Tell us your winning team in the tags! (Or don't! We aren't your parents.)

The mods running this account are Mod Ajax and Mod Vee! During the portion where you can ask us questions, we will be playing two Joja employees, forced to talk about the show for PR. There will be ooc mad ask segments, however, so keep an eye out! :D Find us here! Mod Ajax // Maverick - @smeowchi Mod Vee // Monet - @twotoomany Archive (TBA) Hope you all enjoy the show! This is --- and --- at JojaCorp, signing out!

Can't afford art school?

After seeing post like this 👇

And this gem 👇

As well as countless of others from the AI generator community. Just talking about how "inaccessible art" is, I decided why not show how wrong these guys are while also helping anyone who actually wants to learn.

Here is the first one ART TEACHERS! There are plenty online and in places like youtube.

📺Here is my list:

Second part BOOKS, I have collected some books that have helped me and might help others.

📚Here is my list:

As for Supplies, I recommend starting out cheap, buying Pencils and art paper at dollar tree or 5 below. For digital art, I recommend not starting with a screen art drawing tablet as they are more expensive.

For the Best art Tablet I recommend either Xp-pen, Bamboo or Huion. Some can range from about 40$ to the thousands.

💻As for art programs here is a list of Free to pay.

Those are the ones I can recall.

So do with this information as you will but as you can tell there are ways to learn how to become an artist, without breaking the bank. The only thing that might be stopping YOU from using any of these things, is YOU.

I have made time to learn to draw and many artist have too. Either in-between working two jobs or taking care of your family and a job or regular school and chores. YOU just have to take the time or use some time management, it really doesn't take long to practice for like an hour or less. YOU also don't have to do it every day, just once or three times a week is fine.

Hope this was helpful and have a great day.

Incase people missed this.

New Frame Plus for character animation! Incredible analysis by the guy that used to do Extra Credits

Autodesk sketchbook is also a free drawing program

The Animator's Survival Kit by Richard Williams (lead animator on Who Framed Roger Rabbit?). Goes over every principle of 2d animation, and then some. Even if you don't plan on animating, it still has valuable info on how to portray something in motion. The deluxe edition even has an added chapter on animal movement, including horses!

The art program I use is MediBang Paint, which is free and has some neat features.

Also seconding the New Frame Plus rec!

the person asserting the make-a-wish child's right to an aryan doordasher is a she-ra fandom blogger embroiled in callout drama who regularly posts thousand word essays invoking the threat of femicide as the reason taylor swift can't come out as a lesbian. just for the epistemology of the concepts here.

i'm just so glad to be out on the water

This is one of those posts where you're 'just standing on the sidewalk, minding your own business and a primer grey ford pinto full of screaming clowns on fire drives past at high speed, the sound doppler shifting into the distance.

Hey fazgang, how would y'all think about my friend and I posting a lil SDV x Survivor game we've been making up for sillies?

Note: it will include all main/giftable villagers (excluding Sandy, Krobus, Dwarf), is hosted by JojaCorp, and will probably be hosted on a sub-blog, but reposted here :3

LAUGH??!

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

your gazelle has a pearl choker

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.

Will update if he survives the kiln.

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?

Dude, c'mon, these things take time.

Give me a couple hours.

Okay!! We have doordrobe! It's not quite done but after nearly turning myself into an hellpancake while carrying this in from the garage to the house, I feel like I should call it a night.

Right now it's not going into a secret room (but the Angel of Death (And WiFi) behind it does have a secret compartment for my router? Does that count) but Malice and Vice are still exploring it like it's a whole new world.

The House of Horrors continues to be...well, exactly what it is.

Oh, no, all radioactive materials go in The Box.

please explain. Do you actually have a lead lined box for radioactive objects, or are you just talking about the router behind the painting?

The Box.

Not people's teeth, no.

Holy shit. This just keeps getting better and better. Absolutely marvelous house. What other treasures do you have in that house?

I recently got some very silly dishes and a telescope!

All of these accusations of witchcraft! As if the vibe in this house could be any more clearly Artificer.

Someone made a YouTube short of like...half this post. So if you're looking for it, here it is. And here's some recent lighting updates to the living room! Lantern, ghost radio, and the celestial clock.

Being asked complex riddles

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times