Jey Uso Protection Squad

something something dominik saying Mami made him into the bad guy he is today.

my first time drawing dom!! he's my babygirl and i couldn't not draw this.

*gasp*

i have never once claimed to be good at edits!! the watermark is bigger than i meant for it to be but im too lazy to fix it now...

cody's name is only funny if you listen to corpse tbh, so it's only funny to me lmao

dom is me tbh

the red thread be working hard🏃🏽‍♀️

*Jey, Cody, and Sami, sitting on a bench*

Kevin: Why do you guys look so sad? It's bumming me out.

Cody: Sit with us so we can tell you.

*Kevin sits down beside Sami*

Jey and Sami simultaneously: This bench is freshly painted.

Jey: Cody and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's—

Cody: Sentences.

Jey, whining as he glares at Cody: Don't interrupt me!

i cannot fight back!!

cody talking about jey added years to my life!!

i just want them back pls :(

may i present to you all...fem!jey uso!! 🏃🏽‍♀️ (i was nervous af to post this but w.e we do what we want round here!!!!)

jey and cody in the drive-thru after the press conference:

Cody: Sorry I’m late, I was...doing things.

Jey, strolling in with a grin: Hi, I’m ‘things’!

Jey: Okay, but if you're not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and calling me your boyfriend?

Cody: Dude— It's satire!

Jey: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS, ASSHOLE!

Cody: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Jey: Bro, relax it was just a dream. It's not a big deal.

Cody: Huh, that's kinda gay, I wouldn’t fuck you, anyway.

Jey, pouting softly as he looks at Cody with doe eyes: You wouldn’t?

Cody, flustered: I-I mean, unless you want to—

Cody: You look good in that hoodie.

Jey: You know where else I'd look good?

Cody, zero hesitation: My bed.

Jey, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?