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20↑ | he/him | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡§πŸ‡· | about | my art | I love BL, anime, games, udon soup | fanart + memes + sometimes gore, smut
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I’m Udon (he/him). This is my blog for fanart, writing, and other miscellaneous nerd stuff!

about me | art tag | writing tag

My current main interests are Trigun and Dungeon Meshi.

Wolfwood x Vash (in that order) is my OTP, but I am open to many ships. Yes, including problematic ones.

I follow back from @ryukocha

I do not have DNI criteria, but I kindly ask that you do not follow me if you’re under 18, or I will block you. Thank you for understanding.

That’s my fursona, Udon! He is a Microraptor. (pictured here with Teruvash)

Other places you can find me:

#udon.txt
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Reblogged daftpatience
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god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

#heterooooo Jessica#funny
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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

#I was about to go looking for this again#funny
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Reblogged parvusmundus
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hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

more on this page:

Drug Recall Report
The Drug Recall Report is for prescription drugs that are have recently been issued recalls by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA).
Washington State Local Health Insurance
#trans#medicine#news
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Reblogged johannestevans
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yeah, people have pointed out how ironic it is that for all Musk's stupid invocations of The Matrix, Vivian is the one whose life story has played out like Neo

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It's very common for former "designer babies" to have trauma from not just the fact that they were basically a product sold to their parents as superior healthy optimized children, but also because biology doesn't work like that & the science is overhyped so many parents become resentful & abusive when the perfect kid they paid a lot of money for ends up just being a regular imperfect human being.

The first "designer babies" are already fully grown adults & many of them are speaking out about how messed up it is.

#trans#transphobia#sexism#Vivian Wilson#Elon Musk
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β€œThe original orgies and bizarre sex were perfectly sufficient” I am always saying this

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Oh this is also extremely me

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The second one completely cracked me up! Not published yet! It's from Ada Palmer, an essay on How History Can Be Used in Fiction. She just wrote Inventing the Renaissance, about how people saw themselves and their history -- I highly recommend it to everyone, not just academics.

#thank you for the links!#history#research#Ancient Rome#Renaissance#to read
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Reblogged cerealandchoccymilk
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instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

#agreed#discord
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Reblogged johannestevans
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So, tattoo shop AUs are really popping off lately and personally I love it. What’s more romantic than bleeding for art? Nothing!

But as someone married to a tattoo artist, I have been experiencing some mild She Wouldn’t Say That regarding tattoo culture. So here’s a few quick tips that may help inform your AU. With a grain of salt for my mostly-second-hand knowledge:

  • NO ONE REPUTABLE SHOP WILL TATTOO A DRUNK PERSON. EVER. or even a person they suspect of any kind of inebriation. This is not just for Regret reasons, but also because alcohol is a blood thinner. If someone is on an acute dose of blood thinners, you generally do not want to stab them dozens of times per second.
  • Maybe this is regional, but in my experience most tattoo places don’t call themselves parlors anymore. It has a kind of seedy vibe. I see shop or studio a lot but rarely parlor.
  • Most tattoo artists are hot, yes, but none are as hot at my wife
  • Tattooing janks up your hands. Sometimes in a RSI way but definitely in a changing-gloves-every-five-minutes-fucks-up-your-skin way.
  • Artists themselves are rarely if ever employees of the shop. They will be independent contractors who pay the shop either a cut of their sales or rent on their station like a hair dresser. They are also (usually) responsible for taking care of their own supplies, tools, etc. except for the stencil printer. What kind of dweeb would have their own stencil printer?
  • There is always a line for the stencil printer. Always.
  • Artists generally spend orders of magnitude more time working on art, replying to emails, doing consults, etc compared to time with their needles in skin.
  • A typical schedule for an artist might be: wake up at noon and guzzle half her body weight in coffee, one appointment from 1-4, and another from 6-9. Home to eat one (1) real meal at 10 pm. Drawing until 5 am. This is good for her actually and good for our marriage and she’s so healthy all the time.
  • An ideal shop receptionist needs to be friendly, knowledgeable, and encouraging. They also need to be willing to get out the baseball bat that is kept behind the counter.
  • If a shop has to choose between β€œgood people skills” and β€œwill promptly rebuff Nazis and the obviously inebriated” the later is often a more important consideration.
  • At any given moment in any given shop there’s going to be at least one apprentice or someone bumming around hoping to be taken on as an apprentice. They spawn on tic and this feature cannot be disabled.
  • Again I can not overstate how hot my wife is
#tattoo#reference
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