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I feel like I should do an intro post
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Here is my entry for @stanuary week one :Brothers. In this case smoll grumpy brothers.
Hope you like!
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Kings of Gravity Falls Au:
Suddenly-13-again-Stan up on the roof, replacing some shingles, a woman walks by and warns him to be careful.
"Thanks, but I know what I'm doin'. Not my first time repairing a roof."
The lady gets offended "Well, that's dangerous! Where are your parents?" Stan stops what he's doing and stands up, annoyed.
"Look, lady, my parents have been dead for 20 years! I learned how to shingle roofs in 1986! I think I can fuckin' handle it!"
Just as the woman looks like she's about to get PISSED, Sherman pulls up in a rental car, having flown to Gravity Falls on the first plane he could get after getting a call from Mabel about the Grunkles suddenly being 13 again.
Sherman gets out and the woman yells to Stan "Is this your grandpa?"
Stan lets out snort "No, that's my little brother."
Sherman goes up to the woman "Good afternoon. Is there a problem?" Looks up at Stan on the roof, who now has a shit-eating grin on his face. "Hey, Stanf-ley!" He catches himself, interrupting his decades old habit.
"Hi, GRANDPA!" Stan replies mockingly. The woman crosses her arms and stares Sherman down.
"Your grandson has a mouth on him!" Sherman smiles apologetically.
"Ah yes, we're working on it. Sorry for anything he said. Or did. I'll take it from here. You have a nice day!" Woman leaves while Stan laughs manaiacally and Sherman yells through gritted teeth "Stan, get your ass down here, NOW!"
"Yeah yeah, okay GRANDPA!" And starts climbing down the ladder. Ford, drawn out by the noise, comes out through the front door and sees Sherman.
"Stanford?" Sherman asks, and Ford's face goes from quizzical to excited.
"SHERMAN?! I haven't seen you in 30 years! How the hell are you?" Pulls him into a tight hug. Sherman is EXTREMELY weirded out by the fact that his older brother who he hasn't seen in a VERY long time is now...the same age as his actual grandkids...but still acts like an old man.
"Uuuhh..good, great! How are you?"
Ford waves him inside with Stan following behind them "Oh, fine, fine. You want a beer?"
"....GOD YES. "
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Rn my hyper fixations are Epic the Musical and Gravity Falls, and my favorite head cannons are that the Stan Twins would be the War Twins’ champions. Like Athena and Ares would bless both of them.
While Stan doesn’t think he’s smart we all know he is. He fixed the portal by himself, Ford needed Fidds AND Bill to create it. He also is strategic in fights as well. Impulsive at times yeah but comes out on top in most fights.
Stanford survived dimension hopping for 30 years. He battles his way to stay alive. He’s not weak and he can use brute force if needed. Not to mention his intelligence. Arrogant at times, but so was Odysseus.
What I’m saying is, if Athena and Ares were to pick champions it’d probably be them. Imagine how insane/powerful/ unstoppable the Stan Twins would be if they had the Gods’ blessings.
Not to mention Hermes would LOVE them too.
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drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif
I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7
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WE WENT??? ITS THERE???
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love when u get an audio message n ur reading the transcript n like halfway thru there is just a bunch of road rage expletives before they get back to the point :3
literally my favorite thing
I think about this everytime someone comes into my lane
