silence

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

daddy

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

when the bard’s playing even moves the ranger’s animal companion

Seeing a cat outside is like encountering a wild Pokemon and I want to adopt them all

there is no final version of yourself. we never stop growing or changing, nor should we. stop beating yourself up for not being ‘there’ yet.

The final version of yourself is the one you die in I think

Oh, well I don’t know how it works with you mortals

I can’t express enough my love for this.

OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.

i have small hands

bring them closer to u, they r just far a way

wow you were right…

are they just advertising asthma

he fucked his dirtcar

That’s a dragonite tho

Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.

Source: apartmenttherapy.com

FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!! 

Hewwo