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Eight of Pentacles and Six of Wands

Well I mean somebody has to make all the medals people wear to look impressive at parades.

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Page of Wands and Page of Pentacles

Now that you both have your starting equipment, let's see if we can find a few more people to round out the group.

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VII of Cups and V of Coins

Today we're featuring AI-generated cocktail recipes. They taste awful, and some of them have peculiar side effects, but we're pretty sure none of them are poisonous.

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Two of Pentacles and Strength reversed

Your bookkeeping is going to need something more than just gentle persuasion.

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The Fool reversed and Nine of Cups

You don't want to be a stranger wandering the lonely wilderness, you want to go to the pub where everyone knows you.

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The Moon and Three of Wands

You know it's horribly polluted and full of...things, but it still looks beautiful in the moonlight.

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Seven of Pentacles and Three of Cups

they don't know you've spent the whole season adjusting the nitrogen balance in the soil.

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Three of Cups and Ace of Cups

The Invisible Hand saw you from across the club, and would like to buy you a drink.

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Queen of Pentacles reversed and King of Swords

Nurturing and supportive aren't available right now, would you like to try single combat?

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The Chariot and Four of Cups

Today it's your commute that's getting you down.

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King of Wands and Nine of Swords

You're in charge now. This is a complete nightmare.

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Three of Swords and Death

You've really never been quite the same, since the incident.

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Four of Wands and The World

Everybody have fun tonight, and I do mean everybody.

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Eight of Wands and Knight of Swords

COME AT ME, BRO!!!

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The Fool and Seven of Swords reversed

You're just out for an innocent stroll, definitely not doing anything sneaky.

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Three of Cups and The High Priestess

Everyone is having such a good time that they don't notice you in your quiet corner, carefully keeping track of all the gossip and scandals.

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Temperance and The Hierophant

You'd enjoy bartending at weddings more if people would stop asking you to do the water-into-wine trick.

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