what!! the heck!!

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

it was a bad pain day yesterday so i was using my cane and i said to my bf “when i use my cane it makes me feel like i should be prescribing mouse bites.” and bf did not know what i meant so i sounded malignantly insane

if you like crafting and also free things, might i suggest the antique pattern library?

it’s a not for profit that’s gathering books, patterns, and other materials related to crafting that are out of copyright (or getting permission from copyright holders in some cases) in order to share them online. they scan items, clean them up, then make everything available for free!

free things are great, especially when you’re just starting to get into something. like oh, i’m supposed to spend money on this hobby i just picked up 20 minutes ago???

the first time i ended up on the site, i seriously spent hours just trawling through everything. there’s the usual suspects like knitting, crochet, embroidery, but there’s also woodwork, calligraphy, and books on things like how to mount and frame pictures. with cross stitch patterns, they also make modern charts with the dmc colour codes available.

links to their webbed site and instagram:

https://www.antiquepatternlibrary.org/

https://www.instagram.com/theantiquepatternlibrary/

behold, a glorious cat cross stitch pattern (link goes to antique pattern library page):

[image id: Multicolour charted cross stitch design of a cat sitting on a red pillow with tassels, holding a green ball]

When I’m bored I paint arms onto VeggieTales screencaps

god dammit no now they can do too many things like jack off and hit you

BUZZFEED: Top 2 Things Vegetables Would Do If They Had Arms

#way to weaponize the website features good job everyone

do terfs send their gfs nudes or is that still like. "evil male gaze pornography" or whatever

post canceled let's talk about this instead

I'm hoping Cory Booker's record breaking speech is an indication that Dems are at least *trying* to change their tactics or messaging or something. Literally anything other than what they've been doing. Especially because Booker has tended towards the center of the party (not the center of Congress, but in between the left and center flanks of the Democrats)

Like, call it performative or whatever, but sometimes you need that. Bernie's filibuster in 2010 is a prime example, hell that's when I started paying attention to him as an important figure moving forward, and that was barely a quarter of the time Booker spent.

Now we need to pair it with action.

going out to eat some mold spores. anybody need anything?

can i get added onto your will

not sure why but go wild

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

"not my circus, not my monkeys" = not your problem

"not my circus, but those are my monkeys" = it's only your problem as far as figuring out how to retrieve them without being caught

"my circus, but those aren't my monkeys" = it's your problem until you figure out whose monkeys those are, and after that you make it their problem

"my circus, my monkeys" = this is 100% on you. On the bright side, if you decide you're chill with the shitshow currently happening, nobody can walk in and make you do anything about it.

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

#and one of those cars always lies#and the other always tells the truth (prev tags)

Reblog if your other car is also a car

HE BROKE THE RECORD

Senator Cory Booker just broke the all-time record for the longest Senate floor speech, speaking for over 24 hours without a pause (no food, no bathroom breaks, only water to drink) as a protest against Trump and Musk and what they're doing.

The previous record was set in 1957, when Strom Thurmond spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes protesting the Civil Rights Act.

Senator Booker has blown past that record, currently at 25 hours and still speaking as of 8 pm local time. Respect.