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I'm not like the other shrimp

@unusualshrimp YOU

youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button

When birds die and go to heaven do they get a second pair of wings or do they get to try out some other cool form of locomotion

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG The Witcher, 'Out of the Fire, Into the Frying Pan’

when did it become a 9 hour work day? i can't think of the last job i had that didn't require 9-6 or 10-7 work hours. yes there's an hour paid lunch in the middle but that used to be included in your 9-5. why are we all just okay with this? why have we forsaken dolly parton?

i already think the 40 hour work week is bullshit and now they've tacked on 5 extra hours and are just hoping no one notices? they're stealing the time straight out of our lives, is anyone else pissed???

i mean this in the gentlest possible way but if 75% of what you're posting for a given fandom is fuming rage spirals then maybe just maybe it's time to take a step back and consider whether or not you're actually having any fun with this optional thing you do for fun

One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1

small towns in fiction looove having cyclical mysterious cases of deaths or disappearances every couple of decades. it's like enrichment to them

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

new emotes for vampires

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we all got that one beloved mutual who disappeared off the face of the earth one day

Honest Question Do You Believe In Four Leaf Clovers Its Ok To Say No And Also You Dont Have To Answer

some ugly little cartoon characters are currently trending on tumblr.com