GODS. HEAVENS. I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT. I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED. TGCF HAS RECONSTRUCTED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY AND I AM NEVER RECOVERING.
I finished reading Volume 1 yesterday, and I was so hooked I stayed up until 3 AM, eyes wide open, devouring every word like a starving ghost. Funniest thing I’ve ever read. I came for the plot, I stayed for the absolute chaos (and HuaLian). The way Xie Lian just EXISTS and somehow chaos follows him like a devoted believer—
I can’t. I can’t be normal about this book. Never ever.
And Xie Lian. Oh, Xie Lian, my most beloved Crown Prince, my light, my precious treasure, my forever unlucky, forever broke, laughingstock of the three realms — I would sell my soul for you. Actually, no. I will build you a temple. Maybe if I pray hard enough, all those heavenly clowns will stop bullying you and you’ll finally get something decent to eat.
HUALIAN OWNS MY VERY EXISTENCE. But that's for another post because I can't shut up about them.