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sup. i'm an anxious mess | Ell or Sam/Sammy | 20 | ace | bi | aromantic? demiromantic?? something else????? who fucking knows!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | idk i just reblog stuff i like here. currently obsessed with SFTH tho ♡ | also I'm shy and awkward btw🧍‍♂️
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

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hehe being called odd is the best compliment honestly

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Maybe but at the same time social anxiety so it's a 50/50 if I respond

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yeah real

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SFTH Chaotic Highlights (Long Johns - STRIKE!)

The 5th longform commentary

  • Tom deciding 'yeah let's go for rhyming names, why not? I'm sure there will be no chance of future confusion!'
  • "We've been through a lot together" *coughs up blood* Such a funny 'that escalated quickly' moment because it's played so fucking casually too, just 'this is where you die' AJ characters stop not giving a shit challenge
  • "The hardest strike we've ever done, straight into the heart of London.. to take out the cops" "Jesus fucking hell- YEP THAT'S WHAT WE DID" Tom was so underprepared for this turn of events but fuck it's too late now
  • "You unfortunately got shot" "I'm aware" Yeah bro I think the dying man is well aware of the shitty situation at hand
  • Not the spit in AJ's face followed by an eyebrow raise, Tom I thought you were the exception to the spitting bit-
  • "Whatever happens from here" "I know what's gonna happen" Not to bring emotion into this comedic death sequence, but I'm getting adjacent vibes to that one scene from Falsettos. No I will not be clarifying, watch it if you haven't, it's available on youtube for free
  • "Cause I wanna hear about you right now, yeah" EVER HEARD OF FEMINISM- Oh wait he's a guy this time, nevermind
  • "Listen.. About your wife?" "What?? Wait a minute-" Tom 100% thought Jerry and Terry were lovers, he's like 'where did this heterosexuality come from??'
  • "Followed the blood all the way to Dagenham" "Where is he?" Constable, he just fucking told you
  • The fact it's canon DI Constable is butt ass naked from the waist down until the very end of the story is honestly more disturbing to me than the recent nymph sex scene
  • "Which one's left alive, is it Jerry or Terry?" "...." Oh no, name confusion! What an unforeseen turn of events for two character names one letter apart-
  • You know how fucking hilarious it would've been if AJ/Officer Exposition said the wrong name in this scene?
  • Somewhat off-topic, but I love the nonsensical police names they come up with. Officer Exposition is currently high in my rankings, but nothing's ever gonna beat Doohickey for giving Luke my current favorite insulting nickname to call people
  • Ah yes, 'tidilly-dee' the universal onomatopoeia for two school children running around
  • Imagining two 7 year olds walking into a bar, climbing onto the bar stools to order some alcohol, and the bartender just looks at them for a second before deciding 'fuck it I'm not paid enough anyway' and serves them
  • "I've been in discussions with the Czech-onon-vla-slovakians" The who?
  • "The French and the Czechoslovakians are really good at striking. Put those two together and no one will get any work done again. Because France is famous for strikes and Czechoslovakia I don't think exists anymore" I didn't know my geography and had to google it to be sure, but nope it definitely doesn't exist anymore, good job AJ
  • Love that it became a rule for all the characters to have names that also rhyme with Jerry and Terry
  • "Oui. I am sexy" Once again, we know Tom. You remind us in every play you're in
  • "You take a roasted pig, you butter it up, haha!" Yeah. Yeah alright, I'm sure that phrase exists somewhere. Probably not Czechoslovakia-
  • I genuinely forgot they were at a bar and for a split second I thought Harry just stepped into the bartender's pants Tony/Meth Wife style
  • "I'll just check with Officer Exposition" I wish they got a chance to use that joke more, that's good shit
  • "Ahh, A stand-off" *facepalms* "Ugh the other one had half a brain" I've said it before, but the boys taking a chance to call AJ stupid while in character will never not be funny
  • Okay but actually, the mistake of Tom/Larry getting shot turning into Terry having people on the inside was pretty good- Love when AJ gets to salvage a scene instead of fuck shit up lmao
  • "I was a rich and deep character!" Then they proceeded to ignore his please for help smh #larrydeservedbetter
  • You were the only one that could never get in my long johns" Is. Is this an innuendo- "As much as I tried, even when we were little kids" AJ WAIT-
  • "Now you do this by the book-" "AAaeEEhhH!" I don't think that's gonna hold up in a court of law, Constable
  • "Why don't you keep the law out of it then?" If I've been keeping up, sir, you are the law so I don't think that's an option
  • "He's killed 5 of our men, 6 if you include Larry from this morning!" #JUSTICEFORLARRY OFC WE'RE COUNTING HIM
  • "Alright, what if I make a promise, but wink at you" Bro really wants to beat the shit out of Terry
  • "Pinky swear.. The most sacred bond a Met officer can do" Damn right
  • Did Luke intentionally choose a name similar to his own or did he just say 'DI Mannering' without thinking-
  • "Do I make you nervous?" "I'm pissing my fucking pants" "Jesus, no need to be weird about it" How many times have you spit in Sam's face and/or mouth you hypocritical fuck (/lh)
  • Putting gibberish into Google Maps just to make sure the long johns aren't in a place called 'bahbababahbah'
  • "You know where I'm gonna hit so hard? Your heart" Made me briefly question whether AJ was about to turn this into a gay love story and come full circle from that bit in the beginning
  • Hey this was Sam's first 'What a twist!'
  • Another visualization I'd love to see is gradeschool Terry chasing Jerry and Mannering around with a pair of long johns
  • HE FUCKING BROKE THE PINKY SWEAR, THE MOST SACRED BOND A MET OFFICER CAN DO
  • And AJ saying "Do it" like he always does was funny too
  • Terry: "Any officer who loses control in the interrogation room is immediately relieved of their duty" The Actual Cop: "what..?"
  • "Actually you have two choices" No no, you were right the first time. he has one choice, PUT ON SOME FUCKING PANTS MANNERING
  • "I can feel it now, the power of the long john" Apparently the power of the long john is turning its wearer French
  • "Dark ending" "I'm happy with it though" Ending off with deja vu from the Meringue Haberdashery

Final Thoughts: Honestly the only final thought I have is that the man had no reason to be pantsless that whole time, that is not okay-

#shoot from the hip#long johns - strike!
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