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28│EST│Bigender transman & nb He/they  Aeron, queer as fuck white person ACAB, Fuck CR, & RT. Protect Trans Kids

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I'm currently offering commissions through my ko-fi! Including commissions for on stream requests! I'll be doing some art every tuesday and thursday on stream for two hours before playing a game! If you wanna support me without a commission, I thank you advance.

Keep an eye out for potential adoptables that I'll be posting on my ko-fi as well!

also follow me on twitch!

honestly being around people who are not uncomfortable with you having feelings and desires makes the people who were uncomfortable so much worse in retrospect

like. oh! you were just evil

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am? does anyone hear me.

how come you'll say tragedy is your favorite genre and then 100 thousand million people will be like "you should check out this adaptation of this famous tragedy but the twist is there's a happy ending this time." GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nobody ever tells me to check out a Hamlet adaptation where things go even worse for him

Hamlet but he slept weird and is neck hurts a little bit through the whole play

honestly I think everyone should just play Hamlet this way anyway. he should have a tension migraine

firefox is good because it has a fox in it

“you mean you like the mascot?” yes but no. firefox is good about stuff like optimization and adblock. it’s like that specifically because they put a fox in there. the fox did that for you.

put a vole in your disc drive for the fox. it’s doing a good job.

Tbh I think fandom generally needs to get better at sitting with the uncomfortable fact that a story/fanwork/meme/whatever can hurt one person and help another

This is why I think “tag warning” culture is kinder and more constructive than cancel culture / “no problematic content” culture. One size does not fit all, but if we learn to be more aware of the fact that the same thing can be emotionally validating or cathartic to one person and upsetting to another, and pick up a general mindset of thinking before we post, “what might people need a heads up for in this content?”, we grow more compassionate, more thoughtful, and more understanding of the differences in people’s experiences.

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

I don’t think non-FFXIV players understand how much of this game is shitposts by weight. It’s like every fucking quest dude. Like yeah yeah sad serious game we’re all codependent on, but 90% of the game is fetch quests and the worst puns you’ve seen in your entire life. They started quoting Hamilton at me and my life flashed before my eyes.

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