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@valkyrien / valkyrien.tumblr.com

Here, we enjoy history, posteriors, assorted pastries, classical music and classic rock, and agree that we shall not cry over how Mr. Right has yet to appear in our lives, for it is only right and proper that he should be frolicking somewhere off in the near-enough-to-photograph-that-shite distance with Prince Charming. Previously a purveyor of posteriors and humorous history.
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The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

Before there was Moo Deng, there was William.

This little blue hippopotamus, known affectionately as William, has been a fan favorite at The Metropolitan Museum of Art for over a century. Dating back to Egyptโ€™s Middle Kingdom (c. 1961โ€“1878 BCE), William was likely placed in tombs to offer protection in the afterlife.

His bright faience glaze and lotus decorations connect him to the Nileโ€™s watersโ€”but donโ€™t let his charm fool you! Ancient Egyptians knew that hippos were both revered and feared, making William a powerful symbol. He epitomizes the Egyptian craftsmanship of the era.

Image: Hippopotamus (William), ca. 1961โ€“1878 B.C. Faience. The Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Fina Miralles - Relations. The Bodyโ€™s Relationship with Natural Elements. The Body Covered with Straw, 1975 (1992/2020)

silver print, documentation of the action of January 1974 in Sabadell, Barcelona
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Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*

on tumblr people will say "yeah i've got 7 mental illnesses" then call you schizo for the most mundane symptoms and on reddit people will say "i'm a slightly awkward introvert" and you go to their profile to see their post history and they have mental health issues you didn't know god could create

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thereโ€™s wip (active development) and wip (stuck in development hell) and wip (oh youโ€™re not even getting funding for this one)

Damn. Accurate

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The author's blatant fetish. The one you picked this book up for. Because you also have that fetish.

the author's proudly displayed & advertised fetish

The author's award winning fetish

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