I Have Emotional Motion Sickness 📢‼️

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

movie theaters are so beautiful but you can’t live in there. They won’t let you

sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass

songs that make you insanely depressed but in a life affirming way

Theyre ganna fucking kill me +& they already did

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.

Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!

They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:

(High and Low Tide ^)

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"

You guys have seen NEAQ's tentacles adverts, right?

shoutout to plane shark

is anyone else getting the ads refuting elvis racism allegations

???

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to sadomasochistically torture fictional characters

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.