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@vampirerealll

I'm a ✨️MINOR✨️ I like crows. and spooky things. and talking about my hyperfixations AuDHD :b

Hey Metalocalypse tumblr, do you remember last spring when that clip was going around of Brendon Small in his Nathan voice calling Pickles cute? Yeah, I have this vision of Brendon just looking on tumblr every once in a while to read the fanfiction and look at the fanart that people have made, while lying on his stomach and kicking his feet, like us degenerates. Anyway, how's your day going?

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

It's just... idk man. People are weird. Being a person is weird. Society is weird. The universe is weird. Rather than having to "normalize" everything, just accept that some people are weird. So are you. Nothing is normal. the rules are all made up. I once saw a Klingon pushing a baby stroller down the street in toronto. The world is a weird place, man. Just roll with it.

Good morning everyone! Let's play, 'WHY THE FUCK DO I FEEL BAD'

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In that 'i-want-to-write-but-i-dont-have-the-energy-for-it,-so-im-just-gonna-sit-on-the-couch-with-my-laptop-next-to-me-and-watch-South-Park' kind of mood.

Debating making a side profile for my silly lil novel I'm working on.....

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will wood fans on youtube and tiktok: if u put pride flags behind images of will , then , erm .. ur weird :/ and i dont like u :/ pls dni .. /tone indicator

life in the world to come fans on tumblr and twitter: so we're all in agreement that chris dunne is an honorary butch lesbian icon , right ?

I hope that Chris knows that the lesbians have claimed him and will keep him safe.

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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

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hey gang. i may or may not be trying to piece together a cohesive lore/universe for life in the world to come, a show which notoriously does Not Have Lore. i have a list of characters/facts that i can pull just from my head rn but im almost certainly missing so many things. if you’d like to help me out and tell me ur favorite characters/bits/tidbits that would be mad wicked awesome

The List

  • will can do a backflip from a standing position
  • will is literally neil cicirega
  • chris is a red belt in taekwondo but showing a lot of potential
  • mama doo wop
  • tommy lasagna
  • jordan peterson
  • tom waits
  • jeff bezos
  • bug woman
  • big carl
  • buffalo wild wings
  • bobby sugarbones
  • cinnamon pepper
  • beans mcsprout
  • strong + many arms
  • sun has a gun
  • fish will have boobs
  • manosphere guys will all be thrown into a grease pit to fight it out except for Jordan Peterson, who will will save from the pit and kidnap him to raise like a son/parrot
  • Leopard Planet will be the name of a band
  • Therapists will be birds
  • frogs will be physically indistinguishable from mountain lions four generations after the bombs
  • jordan peterson will be a hydra type beast who continues his 14 things you need to know about life
  • your parents are going to have a weird nightmare polycule with satan/a spider that involves your dad being cucked
  • do NOT accept the spider’s bargain
  • Don’t Trust It, It’s Not Your Dad
  • you will dream of the suffalo
  • last week before the apocalypse spider man will be here delivering pizza
  • jewish coming of age traditions will all involve bugs that hate you
  • will will die, become blind, become possessed by the ghost of a pirate (no specified order of events)
  • the sun’s gun will have a son
  • Gerard Way will become a many-headed many-armed Akira flesh beast who is also the US president
  • Reddit is a literal pit in the ground where people yell at each over to get the other stoned to death
  • will will not have fingers for a little while
  • there will be no books, but there will be a guy named book who shouts literature at the top of his lungs
  • italians will not exist
  • the air will become juice
  • jewish people will sail out to sea and befriend seagulls in order to evade geese
  • pringles cans will grow out of the ground like vegetables and will be reinforced with titanium

LITWTC LORE LITWTC LORE

I officially have a 504 for my school. I'm ecstatic!

For so long, I've been needing this help and support so I can stop feeling so ashamed of things that aren't my fault. I've gotten so much support from my counselors and my parents. I'm so incredibly happy :)

If you know me, (which most of you probably dont) you'd know that my hyperfixations hold no bounds.

I can not be stopped when I find out about another silly guy. I will grab hold of the silly guy's neck and shake it around until I finally get bored.

I hyperfixated on Beetlejuice for about 2 weeks and spent $150 ON BEETLEJUICE SHIT. WITHOUT THINKING.

I had to subscribe to Will Wood's patreon.. if I didn't, I dont know what I'd do. I listened to just straight Will Wood for all of November. Nothing else.

I have made a Steam Powered Giraffe fanbot. I have an SPG fanfic I'm working on. After Christmas, I couldn't stand another day without having an SPG CD in my hands, and I bought The 2-cent Show. I have now canceled all of my other patreon subscriptions so I can afford MK III by next week

I could fight God, with the amount of utter insanity I inhabit, when I find a new thing to hyperfixate on. Fear me.

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