"Do I have a human inside of me?!"

This fucking dilf– ahem, HELLO ALAN TUDYK COMMUNITY !! 👋🏻 here is my contribution.

I know his name is hei hei it's just a call back to the OG meme ok

I love this show so much you guys have no idea

Harry Vanderspeigle and Asta Twelvetrees from Resident Alien. She def gave him that pie to keep him still for the photo. ( I love Alan Tudyk)

i need people to understand that fundamentally when I say I want to watch something I mean that i will probably not watch that within the next 6 months but I think about it often

“My daughter is completely fine” dude your daughter is listening to no other song from Epic except Odysseus on repeat for the past week

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

i lied

Put your clothes back on

I'm going to tell you the lore of Epic: The Musical/The Odyssey and all of the lore behind the monsters and gods.

No no no, stop crying, sit down and pay attention *pulls down a projector screen and a pointing stick*

Back in the day- PAY ATTENTION

Back in the day, before the *backrooms* where a thing- PAY ATTENTION! I SAID THE BACKROOMS YOU LIKE THE BACKROOMS RIGHT?

Back in the day, there was a Greek hero named Odysseus- *throws an energy drink can at you* STOP TRYING TO ESCAPE OR ELSE IM TYING YOU TO A POLE

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

he's so real

Can we please appreciate Odysseus being a silent stalker in the shadows, taking out suitors with his bow, not deigning to speak to them as he takes them out one by one

until some of them go "we have to strike him in the darkness too! we know the halls of this palace! the odds can be tilted!"

and Odysseus, built this palace with his very hands, has to step out of the shadows like "are you this fucking stupid"

There is some stupid that cannot be ignored, okay?

Obligatory redraw of Live Telemachus Reaction

Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map

I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭

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