) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

Just wanna take a moment of appreciation for what I saw at my local Barnes & Noble today

Tfw u give urself a lobotomy and the love of ur life killed herself in front of u and keeps hijacking ur brain to tell u ur holding ur sword wrong and it’s called a “pommel”

when in doubt, harrowhark

Delectatio Morosa: A Conclave Visual Novel

The conclave is over: you are still a manager.

Delectatio Morosa: A Conclave Visual Novel is a dating managing sim fan project.

Play as Dean Thomas Cardinal Lawrence as he prepares for All Saints' Day. After the conclave, the Vatican only has one week to prepare for the upcoming celebrations and the responsibility to manage his Curia members, and growing feelings for them, falls upon you.

Harrowhark Nonagesimus had always so badly wanted to live. She had cost too much to die.

my mutuals can do that too but you dont see any snapple facts about them

can't believe i thought there was ever a real car accident to begin with. yes mr. milchick, this is the tallest waterfall, very impressive

thomas cromwelllll you have to stop. you have too much street wisdom. your station is too upwardly mobile. you smoke more different. your liturgy is too heretical. your fabric choices are too fine and discerning. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you. 

I regret to inform you that severance actually is that good

gemma is marks dead wife but mark is also gemma’s dead wife. huge

nerd lesbians playing rainbow road..... fork found in kitchen

Mammalians Nurturable

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

Context for the 19 year olds reading this, September used to be a bit cold

grant us a Pope who doubts 🕊