nice to meet you dizzy, i’m dad

James who loses Regulus and Lily who loses Pandora

They stay with each other until they reach the afterlife, where they go back to their soulmates

i just know sirius told everyone “my brothers are dating”

the tags i’m crying

“the way no one would question it because he’s a black” 😭

Regulus always talked about the unfair treatment of house elves to Pandora, who passed on the knowledge to Luna. Which is why Luna calls Dobby sir

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i think sophie and biana have a very elphaba and glinda dynamic. their personalities and also the makeover dynamic

especially in fics where they’re roommates at college or smth

and i’m a gelphie and sophiana truther fr

Keefe: You look like my first wife.

Sophie: Wait, you were married? How many times have you been married?

Keefe: None yet.

Sophie:

Keefe: Oh my god.

“silver has always been a werewolf’s biggest weakness” says remus lupin while talking about sirius black’s eyes

Sirius getting in trouble and McGonagall not calling his parents because Sirius was disowned, but also not calling the Potters because they had to take care of talking to James.

So, she decides to bring Regulus to her office and just let him yell at Sirius.

Dex: Are you sure this is safe?

Sophie: I never said that.

what do you think they would argue about on the lost cities' social media?

Person A: anyone else think crush cuffs are kind of outdated... plus, they're so ugly.

Person B: sounds like SOMEONE hasn't gotten any crush cuffs lmaooo

Person A: aston i KNOW your son-of-a-bad-match ass isn't coming for me like this

YouTube Video: Three Reasons Fintan Pyren Actually Has a Point

Comment 1: Did you forget the part where he killed Councillor Kenric or?

Comment 2: FOR REAL!! Like, humans DO have too much of the globe!

Comment 3: Anyone in this comment section breathe flavored air?

Tumblr Post: slurpin' n burpin' some pasta call that medicine

Reblog: It's so disgusting of you to talk about human food in the times we're living in. Breaking the law by going to the Forbidden Cities could get someone EXILED. Not that you seem to care.

Tumblr Post: I just came out from a party that lasted 10 years too long who the fuck is Sophie Foster

Fintan's tumblr account has like 8 blue checkmarks

you know your alicorn boyfriend? well i put him right into the sanctuary... he’s domesticated and taken out of the natural order of the world to preserve the timeline of extinction... yeah... sorry

This is how elves find out about various major events that happen throughout the series

I need to do SOMETHING to pass the time

The Council also uses the Destiel meme for communication. This is how Sophie found out she was being unadopted.

Tattoo shop Jegulus au where James and Sirius own the shop

And Sirius has alwayssss hated people getting their partners name tattooed to the point where he'll straight up tell them no and send them somewhere else. So when James starts seeing Regulus and talking about how cute it would be to get a tattoo for Regulus, Sirius tells him that he will NOT let his own best friend embarrass himself with a name tattoo...but if he insists, he has to at least wait until they're engaged (bc he knows James has always dreamed of getting married so it seems a reasonable moment)

James thinks that it's silly to care so much about a tattoo getting outdated because 'it's just a reminder of where you've been and who you've loved' but agrees because he knows his friends only give advice they think he needs to hear.

6 years pass and Sirius pretty much forgets about what he said. One day regulus is being weird when they meet up for a chat, like he's hiding something. He's almost smug and it's pissing Sirius off. He's so caught up trying to figure out what it is that when James asks him to come and tattoo him, he isn't paying attention as he agrees and sets up. Only when he places the stencil James has prepared does he realise what he's looking at.

Leo. The constellation. On James' collarbone. About to be inked into his skin.

Of course his first response is to freeze and stare at James blankly for a few minutes while his brain catches up. Then he goes over to hug him.

The entire time he's tattooing, he's still muttering about how getting tattoos dedicated to people is stupid.

Keefe would be a stoner

the "i'm not talking about my death, i'm talking about my life. i gave my whole life" but about sophie foster