lol

hold on gotta look somehing up

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Three pictures are displayed. The first is a picture with a Magic the Gathering card and a circular piece of wood. The card has a circular piece taken out. The text reads as the following:

The second is a reaction meme with Skipper from the Penguins of Madagascar TV show.

The third is a screenshot showing the value of the Magic the Gathering card from the first picture. At TCGplayer.com the card, a Black Lotus, is shows at the value of $42,000.

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After reblogging this post an hour or so ago I wised up and realized there’s no reason to make a game token for a blue flower. To demonstrate the utility of this craft technique, you’d use an orc or an elf or something like that. The first image above has got to be a photoshop. Here’s the original image:

I hope I keep seeing iterations of this post with new additions of “actually that’s photoshopped, THIS is the real image” with an increasing number of wildly expensive Magic cards.

Roy's brain whenever he sees Fullmetal:

why do they have the same hairline

why is vegeta scared of peanut

DO YOU HEAR ME

My sister was visiting over the weekend and we rewatched a bunch of fmab so I had to draw something for my favourite prince and avarice incarnate

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”

This keeps going past on my dash and I can’t let it go any longer. It’s time to see the record straight.

Miss Piggy doesn’t have a subtle bone in her floppy felt body. There is no possible way she could ever make it look like an accident.

Miss Piggy would make you into an example.

good dynamic: character who’s too deeply rooted to a fault + character who’s never been able to form roots anywhere before

yeahyeaheyaheyeahyeahyeahyeah

ok everyone else shut up this is the only one that matters

Item: mirror in which Tumblr and DeviantArt admins trapped a bunch of Onceler knockoff OCs back in 2013-15–but the seal is starting to fade, and they don’t like being forgotten. Don’t worry…how bad can it be?

I’m just doing what comes naturally

so weird how you can literally steal all the energy right out of pretty much almost anything alive if you kill it and then immediately put it in your body. kinda cool i guess but also mostly horriffic

if a thing is alive, most of the time ur able to just shove that thing inside your own body and it will die but you will keep living!! unless maybe you wait too long to put the dead thing inside your body, or if it thought you might pull some horseshit like that so it invented curses to happen to you and put those curses in itself in advance

every day we're all like hmmmm. what previously living thing will i put in my body today. to steal all the energy. all of the living.

i think this is the plot of dungeon meshi

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

The best kind of hug is the one that makes your spine crack until you feel better…

JayVik fluff based on me desperately wanting someone to do that to me right now

ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT

Needs to talk to you about my favorite M/F friendship duo

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

If the text says the curtains are blue you can argue about what that means; but if you’re going to claim they’re actually yellow you’d better have a really good argument.

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"