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star wars would be so good if it was good

@virgosunpiscesmoon / virgosunpiscesmoon.tumblr.com

im 27 :/

once when I was at old retail job this woman came up to the counter very obviously on her phone with earbuds in which I consider extremely disrespectful so whenever someone did that I would like. wait for 20-30 whole ass long seconds to see if they even noticed I was alive and if they insisted on being an asshole i would ring them up because I had to but they would NOT get their rewards points or any sales unless they spoke to me and apologized ANYWAY the woman moseyed up full ass on the phone placing her Products to Purchase on the counter alongside her iPhone 97 or whatever but not speaking (???) which was kind of weird usually the Disrespectful ones would be in the middle of some Facetime conversation with half their family or something so I glanced down at the phone to see WTF was going on and if she was one of these people who skipped out on their work from home job to do errands and say "uh huh" every 2.5 minutes on the Office Zoom Call ANYWAY i took a gander to see what kind of corpo Inc. idiots were in the corner of the phone screen and it said...... "BetterHelp" And before the "ummmmmm" hit my body and as soon as I got my eyes back up in position the woman finally speaks she puts one finger up and says "Excuse me" taps to unmute and speaks into the phone and says for real "and how does that make you feel?"

this is a horror story

I'm just like so happy for myself and so worried for you because like obviously you're like fucking ****** eight years old and you've obviously like spent your time partying and stuff like that. (thank you.) And it's starting to take a toll on your face and your body (well I love to have fun.) and like the boyfriends that you have had (sure) were like really bad for you and they'd like come over and cum on your stomach and like (well I like to have fun.) yeah, no, totally (yeah, no, totally.) absolutely. (uh huh.) but like whatever works for you like works for you and that’s ameezing.

yeah you caught me im actually in the pocket of Big Body Hair. they're paying me crazy amounts of money to brainwash impressionable women into ruining their bodies by not shaving their legs.

worst part is im not even doing it for the money im just a sicko who loves bush.

These struck me as the most "Harry" moments bc I remembered them easily but if you have others to suggest then I probably have enough others to make a part 2. But vote here regardless!

I don’t see enough posts about “good news!” “you finally found a hooker who takes travelers checks?” “why did I tell you that.” Enough

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i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

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