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Unstated meanings conveyed through context! That’s my shit!

Adding this one

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

only need 1 more shonen guy and then they can... no i shan't say it

hmmm. Tumblr mobile update looking pretty ugly

Everytime someone treats organs as inherently good or inherently bad I want to throw someone off the cliff. And it makes me even more mad when I see trans people doing it.

“Vagina good and pure . Penis dangerous and evil.” You should be sent to the torture pit.

The appendix is inherently evil and it makes me uncomfortable to be around people who haven’t had it removed. <- this is what yall sound like to me. Yall are just saying absurd statements.

every time I tell someone I use any pronouns and they immediately default to they/them I turn into that George Constanza post a little more

well I never said I don't like they/them

"any pronouns" i say, and no one ever uses a single neopronoun. just one binary pronoun and "they" all the way down.

bro not a single neopronoun! not even a little xe/xem!

[ID: a screenshot of a tumblr post with two reblogs. The original post by kunosoura reads "my number one woman behavior is saying I'm fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information"

The first reblog by deirdreskye says "This is George Costanza behavior"

The second and final reblog is from leafcrunch and is written in script format with the names written in all caps. It reads as follows;

"George: she he'd me!

Jerry: exclusively?!

George: the whole evening. (whole written in all caps)

Jerry: and this is the girl who had ACAB Land Back Fuck TERFs in her profile?

George: I told you, Jerry! I told you that was a huge red flag. all performativity, no understanding behind it.

Jerry: I just don't get it, who hears "any pronouns" and doesn't even throw a they into the mix?

George: cis women on tinder, apparently!

Kramer: *barging in* George! How'd that tinder date go?

George: terrible!

Kramer: I warned you! Jerry, I warned her, I told her "keep to hinge and her, there's nothing for you on tinder" and did they listen?

Jerry: xe didn't listen"

End ID]

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

And some highlights from the notes:

this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good

I have the kind of brain disease where my reaction to shrooms is “I have an idea for a Garfield comic”

When I say “I love this artist” I either know 5 of their songs that I play on repeat or I know their entire discography and you just have to guess which one it is

when your friend says love you at the end of the call

trans women: ugh i'm so tired of being seen as a disgusting worthless sex object

50% of people: aww don't worry i see you as a desireable sex object <3

other 50% of people: i just combed through your social media account and found out you have expressed sexuality several times before, even as recently as just last week. if you're not gonna be perfectly chaste and completely repress this emotion that most people have then you can't expect people not to see you as a sex object. you basically are one anyways

This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think

He’s literally worse than the joker

@flailingwings your tags are GOLD #daffy at least is a fair fight#he as experience being the straight man#bugs would break him like dry spaghetti

Dealing with Bugs is exactly why Joker is so easy for Daffy.

I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain

did you know that. their entire catalogue is like this? did you know ALL of the listings are animated?