Artful Intelligence

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

changed my url. @/simpletailoring was great but I really want us to focus on the important stuff: the stupid fucking gun my favorite lizard uses to sew

what is that. there's literally no way it's actually stitching. what do y'all think this thing doing is please tell me

Laser embroidery

*grips them like a lifeline*

sometimes Data will be looking at something he's never seen before, and he'll get transfixed, and do tiny, mechanical motions with his head - just little twitches. almost birdlike. im completely obsessed with him. how did spiner absolutely nail pretending to be a machine

I like interpreting odo as transfem specifically because their physical manifestation we see in ds9 was clearly picked initially to please dr Mora. Odo had an incredibly traumatic childhood being literally tortured into performing physicality and they're still healing from that, it makes sense that they haven't had time to figure out the shape they enjoy yet. Also cause Kira's clearly a repressed lesbian and being in love with a queer woman is the most transbian thing I can think of.

[Image Description: Tag reading ‘nobody actually fucks a lizard’]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: That’s reassuring

Pissing me thefuck off All by yourself Handsome ?

(something small and quick to convince myself im still capable of finishing things)

Oh, to peacefully rest one againts another after a particularly bad Defiant mission. I really like how this turned out!! :D I was going to apologize for overposting, but I'm on a roll and this is tumblr so who cares.

Inktober Day 17: Journal

So… I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all… I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it… Because I can live with it… I can live with it… Computer - erase that entire personal log.

When Quark and Grilka went to the infirmary, Grilka was perfectly fine while Quark had a compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises and scratches, and when Worf and Jadzia showed up they were both fucked up bad (with Worf maybe a little worse off). When Worf describes Klingon mating rituals in TNG, he describes it like "the woman throws things. The man reads poetry", but clearly when he and Jadzia have sex they're both playing the violent role, but they're doing it in a Klingon way.

What I'm saying is they're having lesbian sex. I've said this before, but they're having lesbian Klingon sex. Jadzia's a little better at Klingon lesbian sex than Worf is, but Worf is still trying.

I like how TNG starts and they're like, "look at how great this ship is! Flagship of the Federation! So good! It even splits in two and has a holodeck!"

And Voyager is like "Voyager is a super badass ship! It can get through the badlands, no problem!"

And DS9 starts like "well... welcome to this shithole. It's actually much worse than it looks. And dangerous. Enjoy!"

Some gems from an old Sid fan club newsletter - Multi-species Medicine

!!!!!!ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS!!!!

Is it sotl or sot'l? And who came up with it?

buddies

Always the collaborator

He's been put in command of the fleet

once again questioning myself

(The quality is better if u click on da picture) HELLO BASHIR JAMMIES NATION

I just finished ASIT and was so obsessed with the ending where Garak explains how children play in the gardens he's planted on Cardassia and so then I started headcanoning... I like to imagine that he probably makes friends with their parents too and maybe Parmak plays with the kids whenever he visits. Sometimes Garak will let them take some of the flowers home!

I tried to give the drawing bright and fun colors for spring!

I wasn't sure how to draw the background or like. Garak's shed so I kind of just guessed. I've never posted non-irony art on here and never really posted my art on social media SO PLEASE BE NICE (IM SUPER NERVOUS)!!! I'm posting it because the Garak demons were winning...

I promise I'll get back to my usual ds9 derangements soon... unless u guy want more art. ILY ASIT fandom AMEN