Randomly tempted to liveblog my malevolent watching. I mean I’m almost done with episode eight. I have no idea what more is to come

Current theories though:

John is ‘the yellow king’ (or maybe like, a servant to the yellow king?)

John’s meant to like curropt people to take over their body and so anytime John even slightly sways Arthur in some way to kill a person that’s when he gets a bit more control over his body

I have no idea if either of those are correct! And I do not want people to tell me! Just fyi

HE LOST HIS GUIDE DOG FOR ONE FUCKING MOMENT AND NOW HE’S BEEN ARRESTED!?!????

WHAT THE FUCK

JOHN KILLED PETER??? Or Parker whatever the fuck Arthur’s partner’s name was idfk

Okay I have to take a shower before I listen to episode nine but what the fuck-

John I thought you were chill

How the hell is Arthur gonna get outta this situation??? Unless none of it was real and maybe he passed tf out the second he got to the island or some shit. I hope he doesn’t stay in jail. Also like ngl I really hope that doesn’t activate my second hand embarrassment

Okay okay, the boys faught but now they’ve realized they kinda have to work together alright alright.

Oo spooky ship, insane captain? Eyesss

WAIT okay I’m not surprised about the officer being dead but SHOT????????? What

Oh. Dead diver. Okay.

Oh my god worms-

HE HAS A DAUGHTER? I’m actually not as surprised as I think I should be

Uh oh spoderr

The dream what now

What the fuck

Cavern?

What the fuck do you mean city

We’re back in a fucking boat again “I’m back in the fucking building again!”

lol he got bit by a fish

NOT LOL NOT LOL

Why is the water allways terrifying in horror. Why can’t the water be safe

HE IS THE KING IN YELLOW

OR HES LIKE- SOME FRACTURED PART OF HIM AT LEAST

DREAMLAAAAANDSSSS

“It seems like everything we had - sorry you had - is still here.”

“We had.”

“Right.”

They’re so gay I’m gonna cry. Souls intertwined too? God.

I figured John could feel pain through Arthur’s left limb. I wonder if he could feel it if one of Arthur’s eyes got stabbed out. Whow what kind of weird thought is that? Haha it’s two am I need sleep.

Oh uh desert weeping angels what the fuck is this

Also these two are so gay and I love them.

I’m sorry but the desert figures make me think of that one thing from courage the cowardly dog

What was that last part? (Episode 14) I’m sorry? Who? John hello? King in yellow? What the fuck?

Why is the next episode called ‘the storm’ I am worried

WHAT IS HAPPENING IS HE HAVING A NIGHTMARE OR IS THIS A FLASHBACK???? PLEASE DONT LET IT BE A FLASHBACK PLEASE FEROE DYING THAT WAY FEELS WAY WORSE THAN ANYTHING ELSE AND I DONT WANNA CRY TODAY

Oooh it wasn’t John it was the tooth. Mb

Ah. Strange cave voice. Yay

Listening to malevolent while playing Spiritfarer. What a true whiplash in vibes

For some reason it didn’t occur to me that he was married.

Little guy!!!!!!!!

Bro fell

Concusion?

Well that sounds extremely fucking painful-

‘How did Faroe die?’

‘I failed her.’

*sobs*

Faroe…

Let the man take a nap

Nooooo he’s being jailed for his crimes lmao

‘You may end up with your own body John’

‘Yeah.’

THE FUCKING DEADPANNED YEAH FROM JOHN MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING FOR SOME REASON. ‘YUH’ LIKE DUDE WHY YOUD SAY IT LIKE THAT? Silly guy. I love him so much

Who is this man and why does his voice kinda sound similar to Arthur’s

Piano worm man. That is what I will be calling him until I know his name

I like Dramatic Piano Worm Man

I’m just gonna keep adding onto his title

Dramatic Dancing Piano Worm Man I have spent barely seconds with you yet I love you already

Who the fuck is Haster?

Anyway Dramatic Dancing Piano Laughing Worm Man is my new favorite character. Sorry Arthur and John I wanna follow this nut job and know whatever the hell is going on with him

I LOVE THIS MAN! And him making me laugh constantly is certainly not a result of it being- oh shit it’s almost three in the morning I need to go to bed.

Awwwwwww but the Dramatic Dancing Piano Laughing Worm Man is present and I wanna see what he dooooessss

Kane. Or Cane, idk. I love him. So much, he’s just great. I want him around more he’s actually just- I don’t even know the words to say but I hope he shows up a lot more

What the fuck just happened

I’m scared. Arthur like - killed himself??

I don’t have time to watch another episode I need sleep. But this will be eating away at me.

OH SHIT WE BACK AT SQUARE ONE

Or are they? Where are they?

Wrong blog.

Yellerr

Alright. What the fuck is up with the lighter.

Also if I close my eyes maybe I can pretend it’s still John-

JOHNS BACK!!!!!

Words can not describe how happy I am

Randomly tempted to liveblog my malevolent watching. I mean I’m almost done with episode eight. I have no idea what more is to come

Current theories though:

John is ‘the yellow king’ (or maybe like, a servant to the yellow king?)

John’s meant to like curropt people to take over their body and so anytime John even slightly sways Arthur in some way to kill a person that’s when he gets a bit more control over his body

I have no idea if either of those are correct! And I do not want people to tell me! Just fyi

HE LOST HIS GUIDE DOG FOR ONE FUCKING MOMENT AND NOW HE’S BEEN ARRESTED!?!????

WHAT THE FUCK

JOHN KILLED PETER??? Or Parker whatever the fuck Arthur’s partner’s name was idfk

Okay I have to take a shower before I listen to episode nine but what the fuck-

John I thought you were chill

How the hell is Arthur gonna get outta this situation??? Unless none of it was real and maybe he passed tf out the second he got to the island or some shit. I hope he doesn’t stay in jail. Also like ngl I really hope that doesn’t activate my second hand embarrassment

Okay okay, the boys faught but now they’ve realized they kinda have to work together alright alright.

Oo spooky ship, insane captain? Eyesss

WAIT okay I’m not surprised about the officer being dead but SHOT????????? What

Oh. Dead diver. Okay.

Oh my god worms-

HE HAS A DAUGHTER? I’m actually not as surprised as I think I should be

Uh oh spoderr

The dream what now

What the fuck

Cavern?

What the fuck do you mean city

We’re back in a fucking boat again “I’m back in the fucking building again!”

lol he got bit by a fish

NOT LOL NOT LOL

Why is the water allways terrifying in horror. Why can’t the water be safe

HE IS THE KING IN YELLOW

OR HES LIKE- SOME FRACTURED PART OF HIM AT LEAST

DREAMLAAAAANDSSSS

“It seems like everything we had - sorry you had - is still here.”

“We had.”

“Right.”

They’re so gay I’m gonna cry. Souls intertwined too? God.

I figured John could feel pain through Arthur’s left limb. I wonder if he could feel it if one of Arthur’s eyes got stabbed out. Whow what kind of weird thought is that? Haha it’s two am I need sleep.

Oh uh desert weeping angels what the fuck is this

Also these two are so gay and I love them.

I’m sorry but the desert figures make me think of that one thing from courage the cowardly dog

What was that last part? (Episode 14) I’m sorry? Who? John hello? King in yellow? What the fuck?

Why is the next episode called ‘the storm’ I am worried

WHAT IS HAPPENING IS HE HAVING A NIGHTMARE OR IS THIS A FLASHBACK???? PLEASE DONT LET IT BE A FLASHBACK PLEASE FEROE DYING THAT WAY FEELS WAY WORSE THAN ANYTHING ELSE AND I DONT WANNA CRY TODAY

Oooh it wasn’t John it was the tooth. Mb

Ah. Strange cave voice. Yay

Listening to malevolent while playing Spiritfarer. What a true whiplash in vibes

For some reason it didn’t occur to me that he was married.

Little guy!!!!!!!!

Bro fell

Concusion?

Well that sounds extremely fucking painful-

‘How did Faroe die?’

‘I failed her.’

*sobs*

Faroe…

Let the man take a nap

Nooooo he’s being jailed for his crimes lmao

‘You may end up with your own body John’

‘Yeah.’

THE FUCKING DEADPANNED YEAH FROM JOHN MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING FOR SOME REASON. ‘YUH’ LIKE DUDE WHY YOUD SAY IT LIKE THAT? Silly guy. I love him so much

Who is this man and why does his voice kinda sound similar to Arthur’s

Piano worm man. That is what I will be calling him until I know his name

I like Dramatic Piano Worm Man

I’m just gonna keep adding onto his title

Dramatic Dancing Piano Worm Man I have spent barely seconds with you yet I love you already

Who the fuck is Haster?

Anyway Dramatic Dancing Piano Laughing Worm Man is my new favorite character. Sorry Arthur and John I wanna follow this nut job and know whatever the hell is going on with him

I LOVE THIS MAN! And him making me laugh constantly is certainly not a result of it being- oh shit it’s almost three in the morning I need to go to bed.

Awwwwwww but the Dramatic Dancing Piano Laughing Worm Man is present and I wanna see what he dooooessss

Kane. Or Cane, idk. I love him. So much, he’s just great. I want him around more he’s actually just- I don’t even know the words to say but I hope he shows up a lot more

What the fuck just happened

I’m scared. Arthur like - killed himself??

I don’t have time to watch another episode I need sleep. But this will be eating away at me.

OH SHIT WE BACK AT SQUARE ONE

Or are they? Where are they?

Wrong blog.

Yellerr

Alright. What the fuck is up with the lighter.

Also if I close my eyes maybe I can pretend it’s still John-

JOHNS BACK!!!!!

Day 237. Fire

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

‘this doesn’t make sense’ so?????

important edition

Arthur Lester would solve all of the problems in TMA in like one day given that his immediate response to meeting someone he thinks is a cultist is to gouge their eyes out

you know what they say

weh

As far as ethical materials go you can’t really get better than wool.

The sheep need the hair cut.

Nothing dies for it.

Sheep live pretty much wild for most the year.

Placed correctly they maintain a landscape and help the wildlife that live there to thrive.

Doesn’t use Vast Quantities of land for little product.

Not draining inland fresh water oceans.

Been spending thousands of years perfecting the genetics for this purpose.

Comes in many different kinds of uses.

And the animal it comes off is fully edible.

My main issue with it is it has fallen so out of fashion that it pays the farmers who make it more to transport it than they get per fleece, and people have really fucking weird hang ups about the ethics of giving a sheep a hair cut.

Sheep can get infested with wool maggots if they are not shorn.

Also an unshorn sheep can drown if it falls into water, just by the sheer weight of the water its wool can absorb, dragging it down.

A Tunis sheep can live in a large doghouse, and staked in a different place every day, will mow your lawn (buy they get lonely. Buy two).

Light shearing nicks heal fast because the sheep’s waxy lanolin coats their skin. Though most sheep farmers won’t Nick the sheep bc it gets blood on the wool.

Sheep farmers MUST treat their sheep with care, because any little thing that upsets sheep affects the quality of their wool.

Even “natural” fibers like bamboo take TONS of water to process and alkaline dyes to color them. You can dye wool with unsweetened koolaid.

People have been raising sheep for close to 10,000 years. And all that time, we’ve been breeding them for better wool. Most mammals with thick coats shed naturally in the spring, sheep don’t because we bred it out of them.

Sheep and their farmers have an actual symbiotic relationship. Farmers remove their excess wool, keeping them healthy, and then sell that wool to buy what they need.

it’s also naturally antimicrobial and resists odors (unlike polyester, which absorbs them better and makes it harder to wash them out).

bandaids on ur fingers can be a kind of lingerie. if youre enlightened.

Last Life - The Magician

(in the reading, this is reversed) (click for better quality)

3rd Life - Last Life - Double Life - Limited Life - Secret Life - Wild Life

Explanation under the cut:

Last Life - The Magician

(in the reading, this is reversed) (click for better quality)

3rd Life - Last Life - Double Life - Limited Life - Secret Life - Wild Life

Explanation under the cut:

I survived the first two seasons! But I want my boy back :[ Yellow is intresting but I miss John very much