the gruesome gargoyle.....

prowling in the night..

If youre 27 then you have been alive for 2 years

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most beautiful world possible

being alive with mama

i hate when people defend those horrible monoculture lawns because they don't want bugs outside. like we don't live on planet bug

Choose your Cortex

“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

honestly now that you mention it, i sure am.

me when i log onto www.youtube.con

the five stages of thursday

im so grateful for bugs 🐞🐛🐜🦟🪲🪳🕷️🦋🦗🐝🐌🪰🪱

we're working on 15 new Joker movies. we're working on 40 new Star Wars movies. we've got 57 distinct LotR spinoff shows coming soon to 57 different streaming services. we're expanding the Gumbyverse

a joke i was making a joke

youre never alone. bacteria

whatever. go my apex hunt down my adversaries

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this