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Goose - 25 - he/they - going through Roman empires at an unsustainable rate
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Reblogged prehistoricsilverfish
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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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Reblogged sluttyquarantinetheory
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guy who gets increasingly confused when an 80’s song fades out so he turns it up louder and louder and gets blasted so hard by the next song starting that he dies

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Reblogged strange-aeons
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highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

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me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

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me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

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Reblogged strange-aeons
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"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

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"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

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