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Remember that you are a primate, and one of the basic primate threat responses is to go absolutely bugfuck and hope that whatever's after you decides you're not worth the risk. Charging directly toward the problem waving your arms wildly in the air and shrieking like a gibbon is always valid.
i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.
happy down with cis day everyone
Happy international DWC Day y’all
Happy 10th Anniversary to the Down With Cis bus!! May it ride in triumph over the mangled bodies and piled skulls of our enemies! This a Holy Day!
I'm nearly in tears. All the mental and physical pain and suffering that me and other Koreans have gone through waiting for his ousting has finally been paid off.
It was NEVER easy. I can't believe how many obstacles there actually were to come to this conclusion. Yoon and his cronies, his ruling far-right conservative party, and their blind supporters never gave up till the last minute. They took numerous cards in their sleeves to prevent this glorious day from happening.
Still, such is life. Life is full of chaos. Humans are just chaotic. Some are unbelievably great, while some others are just downright scumbag. That's just how it is. All we need to do is never give up going forward. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
By popular request (ones, nearly ten[s] of people are asking), here's my Republican-specific congresscritter tariffs script:
Hi, my name is [NAME] and I'm a constituent from [CITY/TOWN, ZIP].
I'm calling [REPUBLICAN REP/SEN NAME] to ask [HIM/HER] to save our economy.
The tariffs announced on April 2nd are taxes. The American Enterprise Institute says it's a tax increase that will destroy our economy. They say there are zero benefits, there will be zero benefits. The U.S. Chamber of Commerce, Cato Institute and Manhattan Institute all agree, it's just a wrecking ball made of taxes. There's no upside.
These tariff-taxes will cost American jobs—private sector layoffs are already starting—and destroy American businesses, short-term and long-term. This is going to ruin people. The stock market is already cratering.
If we as a country are going to make sweeping economic changes, it's congress's job to draft and vote on those. We need review and oversight, not to be handed down dictatorial decisions, no matter who's president.
So, I ask that [REPUBLICAN REP/SEN NAME] intervene by backing a joint resolution, or by any means available, to stop Trump's misuse of emergency powers. Put a stop to the tariffs, rein in the overreach, and return financial and economic decision-making to congress where it belongs.
Thank you.
(For Democrats, 5calls has a very short script that will work.)
i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling
HEY WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THERE WAS A SUPER CUTE AND GAY MANGA ABOUT A FAT GUY WHO'S AN ACTOR THAT ISNT WEIRD ABOUT HIS WEIGHT EVEN A LITTLE??
Not to spoil anything but the first little arc ends with the main character, the fat guy, collapse because he's been working out and not eating and the doctor legit tells him NOT to skip meals?? Hello??? What the fuck I'm gonna start fucking crying?????
The romance is also wonderful and they draw the MC like a normal fat guy like he's just a normal guy!!
This is the author note at the end of the first volume and I want to hug them. More stories like this please holy shit. I can't wait for these two to kiss. Or to just draw it myself.
What does it say about the absolute state of fat rep in media that this is making me cry?
Not an ounce of cruelty or back-handed-ness. Just calling him big and strong and framing it as a good thing. Telling him to eat up and enjoy his food. I'm tearing up in the library. Don't send help, today I woke up in a better world than the one I usually live in and I don't want to leave.
SORRY FOR THE SHITTY PHONE PICS BUT HELLO????? THIS IS HOW WE APPROACH THE DIET TALK????????? IM?????????
IT'S BCS YOU'RE GAAAY YOU BEAUTIFUL IDIOT <3
absolutely DESTROYING THEM with pop pussy power
So they're like a found family, except explicitly modelled after the American nuclear family, like that one's like the mom, and that one's like the dad, and those two are like siblings. What? No, they're definitely fucking. Yeah, they refer to each other as siblings while they're doing it.
Them: This group of characters is a Found Family™, which is exactly like a related-by-blood family, so only the one I've decided is the Mom and the one I've decided is the Dad are allowed to fuck, and shipping any other pairing is literally promoting incest.
Me: That's kind of hot.
Them:
Lonely men exist. Male Loneliness(TM) does not. A look at the evidence for the year's most annoying discourse.
There is no widespread outcry about the “gay loneliness epidemic,” or the “Black loneliness epidemic” or the “women’s loneliness epidemic,” even though there is just as much evidence to suggest that loneliness is a problem for those groups. The “male loneliness” panic only exists because of the unspoken and misleading assumptions that undergird most popular reporting about gender: (1) If you see the word “man,” you should assume it refers to a straight white man, and (2) straight, white men are entitled to get everything they want out of life, and if they don’t, that constitutes a crisis.
This whole thing is very good and I’d like to highlight another excerpt:
“Men are in crisis, these people say, because of feminists, who have made it so that men are now the more oppressed and disadvantaged gender. In order to fight the oppression of men, we need a gender-role reset that puts men back in their rightful place (in charge). If women object, that’s proof that they are bad, selfish people.
Men are victimized by women having civil rights, and women need to give up their civil rights so that men don’t suffer: That’s where this is headed. Women will also need to give up their standards and sexual autonomy, because men’s presumed right of sexual access to women dominates this discussion. Few progressives or leftists will argue out loud, as Ross Douthat once did, that men are turning to the far right because of sexual frustration, and that we ought to ‘redistribute sex’ by forcing sex workers to service them. They will, however, argue that by being forthright or harsh in rejecting men, women are ‘fueling incel shit,’ which is another way of blaming women for men’s worst actions.”
so apparently they took this off soundcloud but it’s still AMAZING taylorswift
message me if you want me to send you this file
GUYS GUYS OH MY GOD
this is insane. it’s so good
Ok this might be a bit of a weird question but I keep arguing with my mom and sis about this so I need y'all to answer this
[For context my mom and sis keep telling me I shower for too long but my showers are usually 45 minutes to an hour]
(edit: *your showers not you showers)
unrelatedly people are always like “lmao what was supernatural doing in superwholock” and i’ve said that myself in the past but actually no. what was SHERLOCK doing in superwholock. like i know the answer is queerbait but also like. supernatural and doctor who as sprawling sci fi behemoths lasting longer than is plausible deliberately veering into ridiculousness featuring a Heroes Breeze Into Town monster of the week format and universe-level stakes and a WHOLE lot of speculative “what if what if what if” . sandbox shows cultural curiosities. sherlock is NOTHING she’s DUST. britishness does not a similarity make
words that immediately knock me out cold
DNI lists on this website are fucking insane
can we explain to early-twenties autistic lgbt people that they . cant be saying these things. you cant be calling people 'degens' in your dni you cant do that. you cant do that man. can we do a history lesson. you cant do that
YOU CANT DO THAT MAN
"in defense of using the term degen, it's generally applied to pedophiles" - conservative man who might actually shoot a trans woman if he saw one within 50 meters of his child, and also LGBT tumblr users who do not know things they should know
"No, see, I'm using a word the Nazis coined the political usage of, but in a woke way! When I say the word that means 'acting like a person of color (derogatory)', I'm just trying to say that you're acting like a stupid, violent rapist who isn't as human as me, which isn't fucked up at all! What do you mean I'm actually using it in exactly the same way the Nazis did and still do?! I MEEEEEEEAN it differently, though!"
love this animal……. The shart
