big fan of the words fucking and idiot together. fucking idiot. so beautiful its like they belong together

my cramps have been particularly bad this week, so im giving all my pain to sunday. love you, babygirl <3

day 9 - i accidentally shrunk him. sorgy.

Anastasia (1997) Dir. Don Bluth & Gary Goldman

a beautiful rose or a bullet to the face, take your pick

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

you can never take pictures of yourself and send them to argenti without it guaranteeing in you ending up flustered. a simple picture of the treat you got? he'll compliment how beautiful the hand holding it is. a picture with a ridiculous filter distorting your face? he'll ramble on about how he can still recognize your beauty through it. a dumb .5 selfie? he'll tell you you're perfect from all angles. you think he's joking at first but he's really not, even if he knows it's a bit silly, but he really does love everything about you. he could whisper your praises forever. and don't get me started on how he'll smother you in compliments and love when you send him normal selfies or pictures of you in your outfit for that day. of course, nothing compares to the reverence he kisses you with when you're actually by his side, prayers of affection whispered against your skin.

Edgar Allan Poe, from a letter to Mrs. Maria Clemm, July 1849

elon musk is such an idiotic loser. he bought twitter to penalize anyone who criticizes him. he made a burner account to praise himself and to call himself handsome and a good father. he paid someone to make it look like he was good at video games. and now he’s stepping into the US government to allow him to do whatever he wants because he’s a control freak who will never be happy. he’s the kid on the playground who makes up new rules whenever he lost. why is the world’s richest man acting so unemployed. he’s the world’s biggest piss baby. the world’s richest man is the hugest loser to ever live.