Perchance

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

There is some Seven Seas shit going on in my For You.

hacker who transitions to fuck with their biometric data

Red dragon operative who grapples to kill

EVERYBODY WINS!!!

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

the reviews are in

i can tell youre low on mana and need to recover. here, eat some roasted carrots and chickpeas and bell pepper with fresh onion. it wont help but its yummy

If someone were to for whatever reason ask me to think of a dress, I would immediately go to that arsenic green dress from 1868

Quick tip for witches: take everything anybody says about quantum physics in relation to magic and spirits with a grain of salt. Basically none of these people actually understand quantum physics, and they're all butchering it to make it seem like an explanation for their beliefs. As tempting as it might be to accept and repeat what they're saying, it's also irresponsible and misleads people about what we actually know about quantum physics.

Me: "Welcome home, honey! Hope you had a good day!"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I wonder what's for DINNER?"

Me: "I was hoping we could go grab a bite. Maybe Italian?"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI"

turning reblogs off on certain posts should be a punishable crime

Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

sunrise, parabellum

Sorry but I can't allow this to remain just in the tags

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

justtherecipe.com

It's fantastic and shows you.. get this! Just The Recipe!!

Held a sample of cloth I recieved from a foreign trader up to a candles flame to verify its material and check its quality, yet instead of burning or melting it remained inert, accepting the heat as iron might, and burned my hand quite badly