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@waggleman2

british cishet male, purely here to hang out and look at cool shit Writing commissions always open unless stated otherwise!

OPENING WRITING COMMISSIONS!

If you have that really cool scene fully planned in your head but can’t get the words down on paper, hit me up! If you want that interaction that never happened in canon but TOTALLY should have, send me a message! If you are horny, hey we do that too! Or if you just need an essay written, as long as I don’t get in trouble, I’m willing to do that too!

Art used done by @phoebearts00 and @brodingles

i told my friend the other day that i used to read senshi's dialogue in a scottish accent and they said that they sometimes picture chilchuck as irish. had to draw it

the sequel: lai-oz and marcitaliana

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

...Non-UK peeps, please reblog for reach ❤️

It's just 12 signatures away from 10,000, at which point the government is required to respond to it.

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

This. This comment.

Why must you be so right

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

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Aww this one’s just a (comparatively) little guy 🥹

From Schmidt Ocean Institute:

“The 30-centimeter juvenile squid (nearly one foot long) was captured on video at a depth of 600 meters (1968 feet) by the Institute’s remotely operated vehicle (ROV) SuBastian. The sighting occurred on March 9 [2025] on an expedition near the South Sandwich Islands in the South Atlantic Ocean.”

“Colossal squid are estimated to grow up to seven meters (23 feet) in length and can weigh as much as 500 kilograms (1100 lbs), making them the heaviest invertebrate on the planet.”

I don't think I've ever seen anything that more perfectly replicates how psychosis feels. The latching onto/ascribing meaning to little details. The endless "searching..." as your brain tries to fit every real-life stimulus into its narrative of what's REALLY going on. The background preoccupation with real, ongoing emotional difficulty...

People often imagine psychotic delusions as being entirely dependent on hallucination, people seeing and talking to fully fleshed out, convincing looking characters. But delusion doesn't require hallucination at all. All it requires is the conviction that ordinary things are a puzzle to be solved, that there's meaning to be made... and that you're so close to understanding things that no one else knows.

My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix

The first time he showed me this I assumed he was pranking me

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Wait do you have a rival now? Some individual you have homosexual tension with?

sigh. no...... (kicks a rock) (the rock is a graveler) (the rock kicks me)

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huh. so i just found out "Torment Nexus" was invented for that one specific meme. i genuinely thought it was from an Orson Scott Welles novel. my ignorance is an unending source of surprise and delight

um. Orson Wells. H.G. Scott Welles. H. George Orson Orwell. Philip Bradbury. stop making me keep track of white men names

in my defense all of these are separate individuals famous within classic sci-fi circles:

  • H.G. Wells
  • George Orwell
  • (George) Orson Welles
  • Orson Scott Card

at some point this is not my burden

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