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@wallofchynax

lola 🫧🦢🤍💿🕊 sexualising old wrestlers as if it were a job

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Hello! My name is Lola. I am 26 years old and I live in sunny Scotland. I am a student nurse in my spare time. I have been writing since I was like 5 years old so it's one of the most consistant things in my life. This is my pro-wrestling blog but I do have other interests like anime and gaming. I have an unhealthy obsession with Shawn Michaels. He is my roman empire. I think about him A LOT but I also love CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre, Seth Rollins, Triple H, Chyna and Bret Hart.

Please do not repost my works anywhere else. I post most of my works to AO3 under @/wallofchyna but nowhere else. i've started posting on wattpad as well under the same name.

If you don't like my content or my blog, feel free to block me. I am very unhinged and will post horny shit. This blog is my safe space so please have the decency to just ignore if you don't like something.

I'm also always looking to make friends and talk to other people so please never be scared to jump in my DMS <3.

REQUESTS IN MY INBOX: 25

Anonymous asked:

That selfie of old man Shawn is my new fave picture of him now I’m having thoughts about facetime’ing daddy and showing off my new lingerie & toys just to mess with him. (Bonus: Shawn asks for a demo of the toys to make sure they function properly 🤭)

I LOVE YOUR BRAIN SO MUCH ANON

Wtf is it with Americans and only dealing in complete extremes? Like I’m genuinely curious? Ever think maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle? Never met a more extreme people in my life.

Anonymous asked:

thank you for inspiring me to write my own wrestler drabbles. i’m not confident enough to actually post them but thanks, this is my new favorite hobby.

aww <333 i'm so glad I can inspire you to write!!

But you should post them!!! honestly, I didn't want to post my first few ones (mainly because I didn't think anyone would want to read them as there were like, very few active shawn michaels fic writers at the time) but now i don't regret it. you should just do it but if only if you feel comfortable <3

for anyone who has ever started a ask with "I hope this isn't unhinged" or was scared to send me a confession because you are afraid your thought was too unhinged, I'm writing heavy dubcon with 2000s Triple H rn. Nothing is too unhinged for me. You can honestly tell me anything and I've probably had the same thought

Look. I’m going to be honest with you. Adopting that hard anti-plastic surgery stance while trans people’s lives and right to transition is at stake is absolutely horrendous timing. Knock it off.

Plastic surgery saves and rebuilds lives. While anti-aging culture and lookism are both detrimental to society, it’s important to remember that plastic surgery is healthcare.

People in the tags are nottttt getting it. I’m saying you should address the societal influences that lead young women to seek plastic surgery before you seek to villianize the plastics field and/or limit access to healthcare to anyone. Plastic surgery is healthcare.

I am not making this a ‘trans people versus feminists against lookism’ issue. You may require plastic surgery in your lifetime as well. Anyone could. The line of where plastic surgery is frivolous and driven by vanity or necessary for maintaining or creating a greater quality of life is far thinner than you think. That nose job may have been motivated by Eurocentric beauty standards or it may have been motivated by the desire to correct a deviated septum. I am saying that at a time when we are all losing our bodily autonomy and access to medical care at an alarming rate, now is not the time to be writing treatises on why access to certain forms of healthcare is bad.

im a trans man having top surgery this year and if a woman wanting a boob job had to go through all the exhausting loops I have with therapists and psychiatric evaluations for nearly 2 years then I wouldn't feel better, I'd feel sorry for her. we BOTH should have been able to go to the doctor and said "I want my chest to be different" and to have it be done without a hassle, because we're adults and we get to chose how our bodies look. a lot of times your self image just can't be cured with body positivity and good self talk. no one else gets to judge someone for what they do with their body regardless of the reason.

Some people have no idea exactly what plastic surgery entails and it shows

The person who stitches your face back together after a motorcycle wreck? Plastic surgeons

The person who puts skin back on your body after a house fire? Plastic surgeons

The person who evens your tits out after breast cancer so you can have a workable bra Ever Again? Plastic surgeons

Plastic surgery can be purely cosmetic but they worked out a lot of the cosmetic stuff based on what they learned from emergency care

Plastic surgeons work in the ER on everything from reattaching severed body parts to fixing your broken nose - and yes, putting your face back on after an accident is also cosmetic surgery

“Oh obviously I didn’t mean actual medical emergencies” - didn’t you? Dysmorphia isn’t a trans-exclusive condition. Anyone can get it on any part of their body… which, yeah, includes that nose job you want to call frivolous

If the way you try to fight a social issue is by attacking medical care, you’re already in the wrong place; people who do get plastic surgery just for their looks are a symptom of the issue, not the cause

Making it even harder for the people who need plastic surgery to get it isn’t going to do a single damn thing to the propaganda machine that spews out all that lookism you hate

It’s just going to make more people miserable while the machine keeps telling them they’re worthless and ugly

Bodily autonomy is important and yeah, it’s a ridiculous argument to be trying to make when people are already not able to control their own healthcare, but it’s also fundamentally not going to do what you want it to do

The change you want won’t happen by making it so hard for people to change their own personal body that they give up. It happens when the mechanisms that tell people they must change their bodies in certain ways to be human are broken down to nothing and forgotten

This is a hard, complicated systemic change that needs to happen, and saying “plastic surgery bad” is very easy

The question is, what are you trying to do? Something easy, or something that actually makes a difference?

also there's this widespread cultural assumption that the frivolous bimbo whores who get plastic surgery aren't being shamed ENOUGH for their vapid, selfish, pathetic pursuit of a beauty they aren't really entitled to and won't use for wholesome reasons. and if we shame these aging harlots enough for it they'll realize that retiring to be healthy old ugly irrelevant mothers instead is better. we love our moms! the real moms! not the evil bitch moms who get facelifts and stay sexually active in ways that gross us out.

and like. guys. come on. if that attitude was gonna work it would already. also: fuck you.

Anonymous asked:

okay okay I’ve never done one of these and I hope this ain’t toooo unhinged but that ab off video with Shawn & Jonny?? when Shawn is holding his shirt up and is looking down, it makes me imagine Shawn giving backshots/a quickie. He’s holding his shirt up so he can get a good view while whoever is bent over in front of him on a desk, the counter, (the backseat of his truck if ur risky). If you crop it just right, it looks JUST like it I swear!!

i hope you know i've been losing my goddamn mind about this

why am i not getting backshots in shawn's truck :(((( so unFAIR

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feeling bad because I was bullied at school for being cringe, I get second hand embarrassment so easily but also I made Kiran in 2K24 so I could see her manage Shawn in a match just like Prove Thy Legacy but there’s just that tiny voice in side my head being like,,, you know this is cringe right???? Like shut up and let me have fun. I hate cringe culture so much.

not wrestling related but I hate when people say representation doesn’t matter because my confidence has been so high recently due to the fact that people find Jennifer Coolidge attractive and she has a similar body shape to me which I’ve always been insecure about :)

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