Welcome. I'm the author of The Warthog Report, a free substack publication. While primarily made for my fiction, I also do regular non-fiction posts. My main trinity of subjects are fantasy, video games, and mythology.

My current serialized story, Battles Beneath the Stars, follows an international tournament in a fantasy world where the fates of fourteen fighters collide. It's written as a walkthrough and script for the platform fighter I dream of making, where each of the main fourteen fighters has their own story.

If any of the above interests you, you can subscribe here.

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I'd love to receive asks about my writing and also weird random asks, but there are subjects, mainly current day politics, I prefer not to discuss online. So asks about those subjects will not be answered.

Looking at all the random racers in the new Mario Kart I am so happy they finally let someone who can cook back into the roster selection process. 8 Booster Pass was a good sign but I needed this to be sure.

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Here are your monthly recommendations for April, as always delivered on the first of the month with utmost seriousness.

Do not play my friend's series of free RPG Maker games about Orphism starting with Destiny of Dionysus.

Do not play Merfight a cool fighting game about merpeople that has a free demo you could try.

Do not play Schwarzerblitz a 3D fighting game that is outright free and focused on story mode.

Do not read What Manner of Man a queer gothic novel about a priest and a vampire.

Do not read Battles Beneath the Stars my web serial about the drama at an international tournament in a fantasy world styled like the walkthrough for a made up video game.

There are not assassins in your walls who will kill you for not engaging with any of the above.

Okay, here are some ideas for funny What Manner of Man posts for April Fools' Day:

-Make a joke that turns Father Ardelian not observing the romantic relationship between Danny and Silvia into a literal inability to perceive lesbians, making them invisible to him.

-Imply that Father Ardelian is a lesser being who does not deserve human rights.

-Delve into a passage from What Manner of Man and highlight specific letters to make funny words of your choosing.

-Question people on what they think the symbolism of the color yellow in What Manner of Man is as a reference to that one time St John Starling complained about that being a discussion question in the back of the book for The King In Yellow.

-Phrase a post in a way that implies it is a copy and pasted AI response, thus creating the fear that you fed not only the novel but also the tumblr posts about it into an AI for cheap social media content.